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butt dialed

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About 2 years ago, I had a huge crush on one of my coworkers (I’m a girl), btw. So one day I was talking to my mom about him and all these feelings I had, and how I wish I knew how he felt. I went into More

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O my god I did it with my brother

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Well this was Monday, it was 7 in the morning and I was changing for school when my brother ( 13 like me ) walks in on my ( we share a room ) and says why are your boobs so big it was embarrassing plus More

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Embarrassing small penis and got girl :(

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Once my Mom’s friend came to stay for the week with her daughter, Lexi is so hot and she has pretty nice boobs. They are a good size for her age she is 14, like me probably almost a C. She had to share More

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My, What A Small Dick You Have!

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This happened during today when it was P.E. and I was peeing. There was this guy next to me who was also peeing, and he as looking at my dick the moment I started peeing.
I was, admittedly, looking at his dick since I’m that age where you get curious on the human reproduction system.
So, when no one was around he said to me, “Wow your dick is small!” I knew that was true, but I didn’t want to admit it so I said back to him, “No, yours is shorter!”
We were discussing whose dick was shorter and finally I said, “Let’s measure our dicks against each other to solve this problem, then.”
So I faced him and he faced me and we put our dicks side by side and measured it. It turned out mine was longer (hurray!)
The guy was mad he had a shorter dick than me so he grabbed my dick and said, “I’ll only let go if you admit your dick is shorter.” So, I, uh, grabbed his dick and said the same thing.
So there we were, holding each others’ dicks like weirdos or gays, (and it was actually feeling quite good) when he just said, “Oh, forget this. Let’s just let go, but only if you let me take a picture of your dick.”
So, I also said to him, “Fine, but I want a photo of your dick as well.” LSS, we let go, we took pics, everything’s over.
For fun, I posted that guy’s dick on web, and now everyone could see his short, sexy dick. (Really, it was short. Mine is 5cm, and his was about 2cm shorter than me!)
BTW, I promise you this is all TRUE.

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Wow that’s it?

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When I was 13 I got invovled in a game of strip ping pong, boys vrs the girls. So me and this other chick started playing, and I won the first round! After the win, she took of her shirt and bra, so how could I win when she was topless? I couldn’t ! So I ended up losing my shirt and pants. Unfortunatly,I think this chick was a pro at ping pong and pwned me easliy. So I front of all the girls and my crush, I slowly pulled down my underwear. It hadn’t grown down there, all the girls laughed the guy tackled me, and the girl took pics. My crush came up and sook her head and ran home. After that I grabbed my chothes, the rest of the party still laughing about my tiny, tiny tiny 2 inch dick say and laughing IS THAT ALL! I was so enbarsed and will never go back to that house or the next party.

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IS THAT ALL YOU GOT DOWN THERE?

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Ok Im a male and im 15, and im acctually supper small down there for my age…(only about 2 and a half inches) :(

So one day my friends(about 5 boys and 7 girlz) decided to have a party because the school year had just ended. One of the girlz decided for us to play strip poker and I (stupidly) accepted! boys vrs girlz, we were winning as one of the boys had lost his shirt and all or the girlz (exept one who still had her shirt and undies) were down to undies and bras! We were having a fun time until I started a losing streak. I was down to only my boxers when the insults started…

When I took off pants and was only in boxers the girlz took a look under the table to see if there was a big bump down there or not. They couldnt see any bump and they said giggling that I must wear extra padding:(

Then I lost the next time and I had to take my boxers off! I slowly took them off and tried to cover as best as I could(It wasnt very hard considering my sise). All the girlz and some of the boys started laughing and they all shouted NO COVERING!!!!. I was really embarassed by then and things were about to get worse. They forced me to keep my hands by my side and they all started laughing hystaricly!!!!! They said WOW is all you got?!?!? Then one of my friends pushed me down and wreseled me to the ground, I fell and he held me down while the girlz laughed and took pictures of my super small thing. I was super sad embarassed and mad at the same time!
Then the girl I had a crush on Jenn, got even closer and first flicked my thing while I was trying to get up and then while another girl HELD MY THING IN HER HAND Jenn compared it to her finger! They laughed soooo hard! Of course when she held my thing I got an erection and they all laughed SUPER HARD! At this point my “friend” was laughing soooo hard that he let me go. I quickly put my clothes back on and ran all the way home, the last thing I heard at the party was my crush Jenn saying now its the right sise!!!

I WAS SOOOOOO EMBARASSED!!!!!

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Look I have a coochie and I know how to pee in the potty

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Wow what a great question and believe or not I can’t think of anything my own kids have done off the top of my head. However, during Christmas break this past year my sister & I ran out to get some last minute gifts. We only took her youngest daughter, who is 2 1/2 with us. We were standing in line at Target when I hear Payton telling the lady in line behind us that “Look I have a coochie and I know how to pee in the potty”, my sister & I both turned around and there she was with her dress over her head and pointing to her “coochie” as she loving refers to it!!! We both wanted to crawl under a rock!

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I wear my Uggs

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Well, I have an embarrassing moment kind of thing. So here it is.
So, whenever I wear my Uggs, I always trip on them, but I never usually fall. So I had music one day, and my friends and I had just put away our violins, and they were walking out the door before me. I was like, “Wait!”, and they waited by the door, while I started to run. I was wearing my Uggs, and I tripped over the front of the shoe, and I went flying, like, five feet and my head slammed into a locker. I got up and my music teacher was like, “Are you okay?” and I said, “Yeah, I’m fine.” I was really dizzy and walked towards my friends and almost ran into a wall.
Wow. I’m such a klutz. And the pretty bad thing is, is that my whole class, and another class that was in the adjoining room saw me trip and hit my head. :)

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