My most embarrassing moment was this moment right now. When I tell you all this and everyone is like wtf. I am 20 I have a 9 inch penis I have had at least 50 and guys try to get me to have sex with them. I am not gay but I can take the [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, August 30, 2008
My mother told me not so sleep with any virgins. Encouraging me to “recycle”, she said.
Continue reading...Saturday, August 30, 2008
One of my close family friends (college age) is living with the guy I lost my virginity to. We dropped him off from their airport once and my mother says to my dad: “So, would you like to go say hi to the man who took your daughter’s virginity’” Fuck you, mum.
Continue reading...Saturday, July 26, 2008
Well, me and this girl had been seeing each other for about 6 months. In that time we had gone from Shy kissing, to “under the shirt, over the bra” fondling, to dry humping, to oral, to clothes off Sixty-nine. One day, while we were both on my futon (classy) after going down on her, [...]
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Thursday, February 5, 2009
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