Teeth

First Empressions

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It was the first day of school and I woke up late, so I had no time to eat breakfast or brush my teeth (ewe!) so I threw a piece of gum in my mouth and thought that ever thing would be fine. I was going More

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Picture Day Disaster

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I am a 18 year old guy. I wanted a nice yearbook picture so I decided to make extra preparations the night before. I brushed my teeth well. I shaved. I took an extra long time in the shower, constantly More

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Not a screamer….

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When I was in my freshman year of high school (last year), I had my first date. It was a big deal for me, because my group of friends and I were all a bit on the nerdy side! The girl was kind, and attractive, More

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Always check

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So, this is quite embarrissing but it really could have been worse.
When I was 12 my 3 cousins were here and they are all boys (remember I’m a girl) and I have a younger sister and brother. One morning we were all playing hide and seek and we were all in our pyjamas, so the eldest of my cousins who was also 12 was seeking. We were at this game for about 1 hour and soon our parents started naggig us for still being in our pyjamas. I had already been found and was following the seeker, then I decided to change, thinking that the fact that everyone hadn’t been found was no biggie. I wnt upstairs and picked out my clothes and lay them on my bed while I brushed my teeth. In my room another room conects on the side and there are lots of hiding places there and little did I know, my 9 year old cousin was hiding there. So I was about to start changing when I heard people coming up the stairs that lead to my room so I put off changing for that moment. Then they searched the room and found the 9 year old and I was SO embarrassed and nobody knew why (luckily it was barely obvious and only my younger sister noticed and the 9 year old never knew). When I change I completely take my top off and then put on the new clothes, thus exposing my growing breasts. I was soooo goad that they had been coming upstairs at that moment because a few seconds after the 9 year old peeked his head out of his hiding place to breathe. I was save from total humiliation and can’t stop thanking my cousin enough (but he doesn’t know why) lol

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teeth just collided into eachother

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Me and my wife where having some very passionate sex, and of course we were doing alot of kissing. And just in the midst of all this hungry, kissing, we were kissing pretty hard to.

all the sudden CLANK! it made that sound and not even kidding.

My front teeth, and her front teeth just collided into eachother and it hurt so bad jesus christ. We had to stop just so we could get the pain from goin away in our mouth it was a pretty rideculous moment cuz we both started laughing about it while the same time still hurting. Lol.

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Andy ended up taking a dump in the store

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I went to take my pet Chihuahua, Andy and French Bulldog, Muffin to PetSmart with me to go get them groomed. It was Christmas time, so a lot of people where there. When they where done and I went to do pick them up, I thought it would be nice to each get them a new toy to play with. When I was looking at the toys Andy ended up taking a dump in the store and Muffin ended up eating it. I almost threw up.

I asked if they could brush Muffins teeth extra good again. *shiver*

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I threw up in their sink

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One time I stayed the night at my best friends’ house (my two friends are sisters). Their parents took us to their favorite Mexican restaurant for dinner and I ate some kind of really spicy sauce with my food. Later when we watched a movie before bed, I ate these little orange things that were in this acidy water/juice stuff (it was a fruit cup). The acid didn’t work so well with my stomach and when I was going to brush my teeth, I threw up in their sink and it was a lot. Other people could hear it in the house and I had to scoop the throw up out of the sink with a plastic spoon and clean the sink. It was embarrasing and disgusting!

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all of my teeth and my lips were totally black from the jellybeans

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I was preparing for a flight 1/2 across the country, I had bad ear infections, so I knew my ears would be in bad shape, on take off and landing. Some Of my coworkers knew about my ear problems, the suggested I eat jelly beans, I have a love of the black ones. Knowing this the girls bought me a huge bag, to munch on. After getting straped in , on the way up I poppped one after another, as we leveled off the flight attendent came around for drinks, I smiled happily at her , told her what I wanted, made small talk with my seat mate, then decided to visit the toilet. To my absolute horror, all of my teeth and my lips were totally black from the jellybeans!! I washed it off, but had to do the rest of the flight with the embarrasment of others seeing me like that!

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