Your Embarrassing Moments

Its like having sex to me

I was in line today at Target, and there was this really hot guy standing next to me. All of a sudden, my phone starts ringing (very loudly) “I j..izzed right in my pants everytime you’re next to me. And when we’re holding hands its like having sex to me!” over and over. The guy gave [...]

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Look I have a coochie and I know how to pee in the potty

Wow what a great question and believe or not I can’t think of anything my own kids have done off the top of my head. However, during Christmas break this past year my sister & I ran out to get some last minute gifts. We only took her youngest daughter, who is 2 1/2 with [...]

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hard to pick one

Hmm, hard to pick one. Let’s see… At the mall, traveling down the escalater, I hadn’t realized that a shoelace of mine was untied. The shoelace had gotten caught between two of the moving stairs, and when I reached the bottom of the escalator and went to step off, the shoelace snagged and I fell flat [...]

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