Your Embarrassing Moments

I had split my pants from zipper

I was in fifth grade and a bit over weight. My teacher decided to play baseball for a recess activity for us. It came my turn to bat and I stood there legs spread apart to take a mighty swing…and right in mid swing I hear and feel a tremendous rip from my crotch. I [...]

Continue reading...

roller bat

when I was 15 we had a big family reunion where everyone related showed up and we were all out in the field playing a game called roller bat. It’s where the baseball is pitched to the batter and he hits it and everyone else is in the outfield trying to catch it before it [...]

Continue reading...

People called me mudslide

I didn’t eat anything for breakfast and I had gym first period, we had to run a mile and after that, I felt like I was going to barf. I came to my second period class and just ran out of the room to go to the bathroom to throw up but nothing came out [...]

Continue reading...

coach can i use the bathroom now

ok i’m not the brightest bulb in the bunch, but my little brother does some pretty stupid stuff. for me, a while ago i dislocated my elbo on a swing sett, a fell of…. and yes u guessed it, i fell right after i said ” look dad, no hands ” then in my school we have [...]

Continue reading...

I got stuck in a baby swing when i was 14.

I got stuck in a baby swing when i was 14. For some reason i thought i could just slip in and out like i had as a child but got stuck and my friends had to get help (before mobile phones) and an ambulance and fire brigade were called. I was not [...]

Continue reading...