Your Embarrassing Moments

The dress was a tight suede

brothers wedding((part of the wedding party)) shopping for black suede shoes to match my dress mother locates pantyhose in the front of the shoe store she sends me up there to pick out a pair as im looking at the different shades she yells form the back of the store “make sure you get the ones with the cotton crotch if [...]

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I don’t have a daddy

when my daughter was two and I was pregnate with my second child, we were at the doctors office and my daughter went up to all the men in the office and said, Will you be my daddy? I don’t have a daddy. If i could of fit under a chair I would of crawled under [...]

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that chick is hot

My son was 3 yrs old at the time that we’re on a plane from Germany going to Atlanta sitting next to this Indian man who smelled like he hadn’t seen the inside of a shower in about 2 weeks. I was going to just improvise nose plugs or just grin and bear it but [...]

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when my gf’s auntie says to me

For me, I’d say it was when my gf’s auntie says to me “I can’t say you’re the one for my niece but I can say you’re the best one yet. I know you take care of my niece because she don’t ask me for $hit. No Bras, No Underwear, No Pads, Not Even Clothes. [...]

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