Your Embarrassing Moments

this is the ladies restroom

I got a stomach ache in Wal-mart and had to use the restroom so bad that I was actually running down the aisle. I didn’t even look up and just zipped right into the 1st stall that I found. After sitting there for a few minutes and relieving myself, I heard a knock at the [...]

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he crashed into a guy

I was at my locker at school, and my locker was on the very end. I kind of bent over the put some stuff i my back pack, and then this guy came running down the hallway like a mad man… he crashed into a guy who crashed into a girl who crashed into a [...]

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BEND OVER AND BLOW

My Family Studies(cooking/sewing) teacher is the best. We made yogurt and I poured a crap load of cinimen on mine and I was like “I got to much!” she laughed and she said “bend over and blow” I screamed “BEND OVER AND BLOW?!” infront of the whole class. my ears felt hot..then I spilt the yogurt [...]

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It may sound odd but I use to drive extreme long distances every day as a part of my job

It may sound odd but I use to drive extreme long distances every day as a part of my job. I would drive from El Paso, Tx to San Angelo, Tx every day (about 13 hrs drive time). Well I really had to pee but my wife wanted me home for dinner and I was [...]

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It was raining and I was late for cooking class

It was raining and I was late for cooking class. It was at an ungodly hour before school started, I had wanted to go home early so I got a zero period. I was supposed to be making something that was a tradtional dish in my family. Little did my cooking teacher know, my family [...]

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I fell down on the treadmill

OK so about 2 years ago in gym, we had a cardio room with treadmills, ellipticals, etc. So, I was running on the treadmill on a steady pace and I wouldn’t even call it running. Probably just jogging. Anyway, the teacher said to stop and switch equipment. So, I press the stop button and I stopped [...]

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