In elementary school, we were all sitting on the ground, and there was a desk between me and a girl, and for some reason I decided I would put my foot up onto the desk to tie my shoe, and at that moment, I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart, and the girl sitting on [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, August 16, 2009
everyone has embarssing moments in there life and i have a bunch of them and for some reason i remember them and when i do i feel stupid and i start to feel depresset and i sometimes i remeber things i did to people that made them feel bad is there anyway i can move [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I was at the city pool and it was pretty empty there but there was the life guards and there was a big group of teens about 20 yards away and I was takin my clothes off .. i was wearing my bikini underneath them.. for some reason i forgot where i was and pulled [...]
Continue reading...Monday, February 2, 2009
I went to a disco (first and last time) and went to find the restroom. I was pretty drunk and actually believed this guy when he told me the club was remodeling and put the doors on the wrong restrooms. I walked into the men’s for the usual reason and wondered why a man was [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, January 31, 2009
There is so many, I can’t pick one single one. I have had hundreds of bad moments like that. But the last one was when I was talking to this lady at work. She is like much older than me but for some reason I want to bang her so I get nervous when I [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, January 31, 2009
I walked into a lampost in town shopping (Yes, I’m clumsy), so then I fell over, my bag through up in the air, and for some reason all the toilet paper I bought started going off in different directions (No idea how it opened) so I was running around chasing after them all with my [...]
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Friday, August 21, 2009
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