Your Embarrassing Moments

gotta pee-pee

when i was little, i lived in new york in the tallest floor in one of the tallest buildings in new york, and when i was going down the elevator to pick up some things, i had to pee, and i started “pee pee dancing” where i squeeze my front and wiggle. Just then my [...]

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GET OUT OF MY HOLE

One, I was over at my friend’s aunt’s house (she was staying there for a little while) and they have a 3 year old daughter. I was in the bathroom when all of a sudden the little girl opens the door and just stares at me. I’m like, “Um, hi. Can you please close the [...]

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