Tag Archive | "Oh God"

my son had stripped off all his clothes lol

Monday, February 23, 2009

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Well when my son was about 2 or 3 he went through a stripping off all his clothes stage, actually that stage hasn’t quite gone away lol he’s 6 now and every morning he’s usually in his underwear when he went to bed in jammies lol. But we were in a store and waiting in [...]

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just to drive the boys even more crazy

Thursday, February 5, 2009

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oh my god, it was spring time last year in grade 9. I had completely changed my style and lost a bunch of weight, going from being a tom boy to being one of the girls. Guys were often asking me out; it felt great. On the first warm day we had (I live in [...]

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I forgot to put on deodorant

Sunday, February 1, 2009

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Oh god, the memory. When I was in 8th grade I was in such a rush to leave school one morning that I forgot to put on deodorant. When I realized this I literally bundled myself up in clothing in case I would smell. This was, of course, an incredibly stupid thing to do since it [...]

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Red boobs! black boobs! White boobs!

Friday, January 9, 2009

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Oh my god…thats so awful!! My daughter told me in Walmart she had “go potty” so I bring her in the bathroom (in the bigger stall so we can both fit) and she tells me ” mama…go poop!” so i’m like ” yeah..go poop.” and then she FARTED so loud….and then she goes “MAMA!! YOU FARTED!! [...]

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i was at the school spelling bee

Saturday, September 13, 2008

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oh, god. i was at the school spelling bee, in the audience. it was totally silent, because the person was about to spell the next word. i was sitting crosslegged. i sneezed quietly… and i farted loudly. everyone in the auditorium burst into laughter. the principal had already yelled at us for being loud before, and [...]

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