Your Embarrassing Moments

low blood pressure and low blood sugar

I went to the pub to watch Chelsea play. Ordered some lunch and a coke, bit early for a drink for me today as wasn’t feeling 100 percent. Ate my lunch, and then felt faint (suffer from low blood pressure and low blood sugar). Couldn’t stand up ( was trying to get to the sofa to [...]

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the Magnesia took effect

When I was at a fat camp and got constipated for almost ten days and the nurse made me drink a full glass of Milk of Magnesia and nothing happened so I got bored and went to play water volleyball in the pool when I went in for a net shot and the Magnesia took [...]

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I farted long and loudly

After hours and hours of violent labor pain, it finally came down to the final phase….pushing. The doctor zoomed into the room after the nurse alerted him that I was ready. He opened my legs as far apart as humanly possible and told me to begin pushing. So I did. I pushed as hard as [...]

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i got blood on his leg

I was dancing with this cute guy, and I looked down, and realized i got blood on his leg. I ran away as fast as i could, and knocked down 4 people in the process. one hit her head, and had to go to the nurse.

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gum

hahaha this one time in art class we had to put on the smocks and there was a piece of gum on one of the ties at the back but i didnt notice and i sat on it and it got all squashed into my pants at the back and the nurse had to get it off with [...]

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It was raining and I was late for cooking class

It was raining and I was late for cooking class. It was at an ungodly hour before school started, I had wanted to go home early so I got a zero period. I was supposed to be making something that was a tradtional dish in my family. Little did my cooking teacher know, my family [...]

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