Tag Archive | "movie"

pizza and dad

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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My ex-fiancĂ©e and I used to spend many an evening in my downstairs bedroom watching movies on my computer. I had the monitor directly at the end of my bed, facing the head so I could lay in bed and watch a movie/TV show at the same time. Our tradition was that she’d come over, we’d [...]

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my dad’s porn

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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Finding my dad’s porn stash on his computer was a bit disturbing. I never said anything to him about it so I guess it wasn’t ever really a “situation” as defined by this thread, but it’s still very awkward accidentally opening up the wrong .avi file to find a young girl sitting on a dildo. The [...]

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Hollow Man

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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When I was like 15 my family and I watched Hollow Man. I don’t know what came over me. But during the scene when the guy starts going invisible on the lab table and you see his dick muscles, I enthusiastically said, “Mine’s bigger!”.

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a genuine Taiwanese blow-up sex doll

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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Once when my parents were away, my friends found a genuine Taiwanese blow-up sex doll in their bedroom. We were all high at the time so it was hilarious, but when they got back and I knew they knew it wasn’t in the same place as they left it – that was pretty damn awkward. [...]

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I knew i was going to hurl

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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It all started out on a wonderful vacation, I was with my dad, and my twin siter, and best friend. And we all decided to go to a movie, before we went into the movie we saw these really goodlooking guys out in the parking lot, and asked for my number. So i gave it [...]

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