Your Embarrassing Moments

i farted real loud and stinky

i bent over at the check out to pick up the money i dropped when i farted real loud and stinky.i acted like nothing ever happened.i sure cleared the check out line fast.

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Boleda numbers

Okay, so there was this car wash customer of our car wash, right? Well, she had a nice shape and all, and wrote Boleda numbers as a side hustle. Well, she would come to my family’s car wash, and we’d play numbers with her (Boleda numbers is when you play numbers from 01 to 100 [...]

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parents washing sheets

I’m 17 and me and my boyfriend have started having sex regularly (I am on birth control) but my mother still insists on coming into my room and taking off the sheets (which often have semen on them) and putting them in the wash! I think that’s not a very nice job for her to do, [...]

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I’d like Reece’s Penis

I once was having lunch alone with my crush at school (kinda like our first date) and I wanted to go down to the vending machine. The vending machine had broken down so one of our teachers had to open it, give us what we wanted and then collect our money. Well, when asked what [...]

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I could only grab my mouth and wear a shocked expression

See, one of mine is when my mama used to pick me up everyday when I started college (Yes, she would pick me up BEFORE I bought me a car), and one day a car just like ours pulled up, and I went running down the steps to the car and started pulling on the [...]

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I once went to skegness for the weekend with my mate

I once went to skegness for the weekend with my mate who had an idea that we could make some money selling helium balloons, so when we get there we start blowing up the balloons with helium and tying them all together and fixing them on to the back of the jeep, it’s all going [...]

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