Your Embarrassing Moments

I LOVE YOUR MOMMY

one time my mom was at work and I called her cell but by mistake I called somweone else and before they said hi I yelled ‘I LOVE YOUR MOMMY’ ‘WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?’ they were like What the fuck?

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HEY THAT PICKLE IS JUST LIKE ROMAN’S LITTLE BOY PARTS

When my daughter Larisa was 3 I took her to the deli. Our son Roman was about 5 months old at the time and recently when my husband and I were changing Rowan’s diaper she had asked why he didn’t have what she had in her diaper. So we explained it was his boy parts. [...]

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Mommy why do you have hair on your bits

Over the summer when we were in a public restroom, I took my then 4 year old daughters in the stall with me, and I went also. What I felt was loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my other daughter before I could say anything says “Katie, [...]

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my mom looks really little

Oh I’m really way too embarrassed to say the absolute worst thing. BUT, I will tell you what my daughter told her friends and the preschool teacher overheard and told me, years ago. Her friends were talking about how young her mommy looks (I actually look 12, it’s pretty embarrassing.. I could pass for 14 on a [...]

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I want to buy a new Mommy

My daughter (3) told my parents and my husband and me as we drove Daddy can we got Wal Mart he said for what she said I want to buy a new Mommy Yey I flip back and look at her everyone start laughping He said shure why not she said i want a new mommy and this one too. Why she [...]

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where is the bathroom my mommy pees alot

the little girl i babysit, everywhere she goes she informs everyone that her mommy is having a baby so she eats and pees alot so she has to know where the bathroom is at all times. so when the little girl i watches walks into anywhere she goes, ’scuse me, wheows the baffroom my mommy tinkles [...]

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