Your Embarrassing Moments

her new tongue ring

this happened like 11or12 years ago i was being my friend A.’s ‘wingman’ which meant i was to distract the girl he wanted to talk to’s friend, will call her J. so eventually we all ended up at me&A.’s place after the club, cuz it was just around the block from it and i proceeded to get drunker, [...]

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turkish

i was meeting my boyfriends parents for the first time & they’re turkish, and i’m only half. But i can speak most turkish anyways i went over to his house and i thought i told his dad that they have a pretty house and that he was really funny. nope instead i said, you have a great house [...]

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I LOVE YOUR MOMMY

one time my mom was at work and I called her cell but by mistake I called somweone else and before they said hi I yelled ‘I LOVE YOUR MOMMY’ ‘WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?’ they were like What the fuck?

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I was half naked

Today I really embarrassed myself! I was at home alone and the doorbell rang and I had to answer it..but I had no clothes on!! the doorbell was ringing frantically so I looked around for my clothes..all I could find was my t-shirt!.. I put it on then had to answer the door in JUST my [...]

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