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Diarrhea: Worst case scenario

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Several years ago I was riding in a 2 hour airport shuttle to go see my girlfriend who was living in France. About half an hour into the trip I had a sudden diarrhea attack and no where to go! So…I shit my pants and tried to put my mind into a happy place for the next hour and a half. Then a few minutes later, I had another explosion in my pants, then another, and another. The only reason why the diarrhea wasn’t overflowing out of my pants was because I had an undershirt tucked into my pants. I put on some cologne and hoped people wouldn’t notice too much, but it was obvious that the girl sitting next to me could hardly breath in the midst of the diarrhea’s stench. When we finally arrive at the airport over an hour later, I tied shoelaces around the ankles on my pants in order to prevent the shit from pouring down my legs. Then, I hobbled to the nearest bathroom with shit stains all over my shirt and pants. I had to throw away everything I was wearing and went through three rolls of toilet paper before I was clean enough to proceed to the gate!

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No pants dance

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When I was 14 I liked a girl named Anna. Well I was a really bad prankster towards my class and basically everyone hated me.

Well one day I forgot to wear my belt and I wore extremely baggy pants that day. Well we have a program at school where we give piggy back rides to the little kids. Well In the midst of giving a kid a piggy back ride in front of my entire class, I felt my pants slowly start to fall. I pleaded for one of my class mates to pry her off, they asked why so of course I had to tell. But my classmate just started laughing and told the kid to start trying to dance. While she was doing that she kicked my boxers and they started to slide off too. Well soon the other class mates noticed they told their friends and soon the whole school was surrounding me. Just as I was right in front of Anna my pants and boxers went chunk and everyone started saying Garrett got a wardrobe malfunction? The next day everyone at the other schools in the Area got the pictures of me that kids took. With their phones. Now I never work with the piggy back program. Oh I wish they would stop talking about my penis.

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teeth just collided into eachother

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Me and my wife where having some very passionate sex, and of course we were doing alot of kissing. And just in the midst of all this hungry, kissing, we were kissing pretty hard to.

all the sudden CLANK! it made that sound and not even kidding.

My front teeth, and her front teeth just collided into eachother and it hurt so bad jesus christ. We had to stop just so we could get the pain from goin away in our mouth it was a pretty rideculous moment cuz we both started laughing about it while the same time still hurting. Lol.

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