This one time I was at lunch eating a a mayo sandwich and there was a lot of mayonnaise in the chicken mayo. So once I finished, I put in in the little plastic sandwich bag. I don’t really need to point it out but I guess you can see the resemblance in Mayo and etc. So on the way out of the cafeteria I started squishing the bag of Mayo with my hand in front of my friend’s face while making a mocking moaning noise.
‘uhh ugh mmmm’ I squished the bag of Mayo just when she turned around. And then I started moaning in her ear and she went bright red in the face and started yelling at me.
‘Ughh aahnn oh no it’s getting everywhere’ I kept on squishing it while laughing my head off before throwing it away.
I may as well have no shame but it’s super funny hahaa ðŸ˜€