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Am I a perv?

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This one time I was at lunch eating a a mayo sandwich and there was a lot of mayonnaise in the chicken mayo. So once I finished, I put in in the little plastic sandwich bag. I don’t really need to point it out but I guess you can see the resemblance in Mayo and etc. So on the way out of the cafeteria I started squishing the bag of Mayo with my hand in front of my friend’s face while making a mocking moaning noise.

‘uhh ugh mmmm’ I squished the bag of Mayo just when she turned around. And then I started moaning in her ear and she went bright red in the face and started yelling at me.

‘Ughh aahnn oh no it’s getting everywhere’ I kept on squishing it while laughing my head off before throwing it away.

I may as well have no shame but it’s super funny hahaa 😀

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Caught Masturbating on the Stairs

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It was 2 A.M. and I was feeling really lonely (and horny :P). The PC kept failing to start and I couldn’t sleep. So this weird idea just popped in mind – Why not go outside naked? Which i did ofcourse More

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I was having a “moment”

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WHEW! where do i start lol, okay I was having a “moment” with my crush and my nose started bleeding all over him and his white t shirt, I smoked weed and got so high I couldnt stop Farting around my More

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murder in the dark

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I was playing murder in the dark and acidenty kissed my friend on the cheek were both girls and I’m not a lesbian lol it was bad I was about to whistle and she scared the **** out of me so I gasped and More

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Keep your eye on the ball

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I was at my (now) Ex bf’s jobs softball game. He told me all the workers girlfriends and wives were going to be there so of course I wanted to dress cute and put all the other chicks to shame. So I’m More

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I pushed the gas

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One time I was with my best guy friend at his birthday & we were on go-karts. We got in, and RIGHT as the person was explaining the rules, I pushed the gas pedal & propelled him forward, giving him whip-lash More

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I started crying

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Mine happened 4 months ago during class, I was really going through a terrible time. I was sad and depressed because I had a lot of work to do so I started crying. I don’t why. Everyone in class looked More

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Put your clothes on, now!

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I was four years old (Yes, four year old’s have embarrassing moments too) and I was one of those kids who didn’t like to wear their clothes. My mom, for some reason, wanted me to keep my clothes on (I More

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Embarrassing Airplane Crash

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So my dad had just bought me my first gun. It was a 6346436-colt-64574 with a scope attachment. I loved it. When we went out to the shooting range we heard this loud fucking noise like a babboon getting More

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Poor boy :(

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Ok, this didn’t exactly happen to me, but it was still pretty embarrassing for me because I had to deal with the kid, while everyone was still laughing and staring at him. Back like 3 years ago before More

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