Your Embarrassing Moments

I have SO MANY

Ughhh. I have SO MANY. I was in Abercrombie and Fitch and they had a wall of mirrors from the stairs and I walked into it and couldn’t figure out which way to go. Everything was really bright. So I stood there confused and started yelling at myself (reflection) to move for like 5 min. and [...]

Continue reading...

you’ll have to close the door!

Well, my embarrassing moment happened in the summer of 2003 on a road trip from Chicago, IL to Denver, Colorado with my family and best friend Roxanne, who is also from Denver. Our family is so close, we’re sisters and she stayed with us during the vacation. On the way, long during the trip, we stopped [...]

Continue reading...

GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

Continue reading...

my shirt got caught and ripped

When i was 7, I jumped a pickett fence, and my shirt got caught and ripped, and I was just hanging there. My family ran out of the house, and just gathered around and laughed at me, while I was helplessly dangling there, and crying my eyes out. My friend was in class, and he got [...]

Continue reading...