Your Embarrassing Moments

GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

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Monkey bar fight

When I was a little kid we use to have monkey bar fights where to people went on the monkey bars from the opposite side… Then they met in the middle and tried to get the other player off…. Well I was versing this guy and we were in the middle and he wrapped his legs around [...]

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