Your Embarrassing Moments

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My embarrassing moment happed when I was 14 years old. I was playing with my friend Mike and two girls from the neighborhood. We were playing cowboys and indians and I let myself get tied up by Mike. He tied a rope around my wirsts and threw the other end over a tree limb so [...]

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Popcorn on the floor

Okay, so, I was at the movie theatre with my fiance watching 2012, and we had gotten candy, popcorn, and coke on ice. Well, halfway through the movie, I had to pee, I had my fiance hold the popcorn while I went to the bathroom. Well, when I came back I sat down and he [...]

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It’s purely a medical issue.

I had a massive hemorrhoid. To give you a valid picture, I couldn’t even fart with this thing. So I’m at work building gates for vinyl fences with this thing hurting like a bitch. I bent over and picked up a large stack of pickets for my next project when the damn thing just popped. [...]

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I farted long and loudly

After hours and hours of violent labor pain, it finally came down to the final phase….pushing. The doctor zoomed into the room after the nurse alerted him that I was ready. He opened my legs as far apart as humanly possible and told me to begin pushing. So I did. I pushed as hard as [...]

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i started my period that morning

last monday i went to an amusement park thing, and i was with 2 guys and 1 other girl. We’re all 16 by the way. Well i started my period that morning, but i didn’t think anything of it i just put a tampon in and figured i’d check it a few times during the [...]

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I had split my pants from zipper

I was in fifth grade and a bit over weight. My teacher decided to play baseball for a recess activity for us. It came my turn to bat and I stood there legs spread apart to take a mighty swing…and right in mid swing I hear and feel a tremendous rip from my crotch. I [...]

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