Your Embarrassing Moments

give me an E for embarrassing!!!

My name is Barry and last year for Halloween, I went to a costume party with my ex-girlfriend Sara. Sara said that she would take care of my costume so I agreed. That was a mistake. On the day of the party, I went over to Sara’s place and she and her roommate Brittany showed [...]

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you have toilet paper stuck in your hair

ugh once when i was in school i realized that i didnt wash out the conditioner in my hair correctly . so i went to the bathroom to wash it out. i kinda wet my hair then tried to dry it with toilet paper. then i put my head under the blow dryer. when i [...]

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why do you smell like flowers

I was fooling around with some girl during lunch at my school. Then she takes out her perfume and starts to chase me around spraying me with it. So after lunch i go to class and walk by my teacher. (I’m late so everyone stares at me) my teacher goes “Justin, why do you smell like [...]

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GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

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HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT CAME BURSTING OUT OF MY NOSE

Oh my goodness. Okay. I was a sophomore in high school. I had been sick for about a week and was at that draining stage… you know, when you’re all phlegmy and drippy. Gross, I know. So, anyway, we were at lunch, and we’d always have a lot of people at our round lunch table. The girl [...]

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I was half naked

Today I really embarrassed myself! I was at home alone and the doorbell rang and I had to answer it..but I had no clothes on!! the doorbell was ringing frantically so I looked around for my clothes..all I could find was my t-shirt!.. I put it on then had to answer the door in JUST my [...]

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