Your Embarrassing Moments

HIS SHORTS ARE DRENCHED

OK, it happened in 4th grade and it was the last day of school so recess was like 2 hours long, while everyone else played football, soccer, etc etc me and my friend Shelby decided to go walk around the black top. After a while we saw THE most picked on kid in our grade…Dale [...]

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turkish

i was meeting my boyfriends parents for the first time & they’re turkish, and i’m only half. But i can speak most turkish anyways i went over to his house and i thought i told his dad that they have a pretty house and that he was really funny. nope instead i said, you have a great house [...]

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my pants split right down the butt

A few months ago in front of my crush we were going out on our 3rd date, and I was wearing these tight leather pants I had bought just for that occasion, and I accidentlly dropped my phone so I bent down to get it, and beleive it or not, my pants split right down [...]

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you get the opportunity to kick balls at the ‘favourite’ teachers’

i had to speak in assembly last week and i had to walk from one side of the stage to another and i kinda tripped over…all 500 kids laughed but it’s alright cos i know they’re laughing with me cause something funny always happens to me in assembly like the week before my house won house [...]

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My embarrassing story can be traced back to when I started going out with Mrs. Diego

My embarrassing story can be traced back to when I started going out with Mrs. Diego.We had gone out for a drink, and as any eager and confident 20 yr old will tell you, I was trying to appear the coolest guy in the pub.All was going well, she was laughing at all my jokes, [...]

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