Your Embarrassing Moments

I worked at the horse raceway at the CHIP TENT!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!! I worked at the horse raceway at the CHIP TENT!!!!!!!! Basically I was serving hot chips for hours on end! lol It was terrible! I had to wear a baggy white polo (It smelt like chips and covered in greese and sweat bbllahg) and a faded blue apron with jeans and hair tied up…sick…. Now I work at [...]

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that chick is hot

My son was 3 yrs old at the time that we’re on a plane from Germany going to Atlanta sitting next to this Indian man who smelled like he hadn’t seen the inside of a shower in about 2 weeks. I was going to just improvise nose plugs or just grin and bear it but [...]

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High school gym class sit-up test

A RIDICULOUSLY hot student teacher is holding my legs down, and is challenging me to break the school sit-up record. There was a lot of sexual tension throughout the semester, so I was doing all I could to break the record. Not only did I fall short by 5 situps, but I ripped a fart [...]

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That was my introduction to the fucked up American use of my language

My second day n the US I was sent to go for a phyisical for my football (soccer) team. I spent the first half of the morning using my fresh off the plane English charm on the hot Dr who gave me the ECG, and I remember thinking to myself “damn, life in the states [...]

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a hot tub at my house

My girlfriend and I were hanging out at my house one night with another couple who we are very good friends with (double date kind of thing). We have a hot tub at my house. We were planning to go out there and just chill for a while — then someone mentioned it would be [...]

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