Your Embarrassing Moments

pizza and dad

My ex-fiancée and I used to spend many an evening in my downstairs bedroom watching movies on my computer. I had the monitor directly at the end of my bed, facing the head so I could lay in bed and watch a movie/TV show at the same time. Our tradition was that she’d come over, we’d [...]

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the first time I ever ejaculated

At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad [...]

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a rather large snake in a large glass aquarium

When I was about 17 my and my then first girlfriend, after about 6 months of dating, decided we would finally have intercourse. To that time all we had down was fooled around with oral sex and the like. But it was new years eve and we decided to make the night special. So we are [...]

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I need to pee badly

My best one was one New Year’s Eve being very stoned and drunk went back to my girlfriend’s house for first time sex. She lived with her mother that was like 60 something, we were both 18 I think at the time. We’re getting down to it and I realize I need to pee badly; [...]

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my sis and her fiance being loud in bed

I was home from school for X-mas break. I had a pretty shitty job taking inventory at a bunch of different stores, and I had to get up about 6:00am the next day, so I headed to bed around 11pm. I am just drifting off to sleep when I hear my sister and her fiancée [...]

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I simply told her to be quieter or stay downstairs the next time

I was home from school for X-mas break. I had a pretty shitty job taking inventory at a bunch of different stores, and I had to get up about 6:00am the next day, so I headed to bed around 11pm. I am just drifting off to sleep when I hear my sister and her fiancée [...]

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