Your Embarrassing Moments

she puked

Ight i was at a friends house and we had been drinking when his parents went to bed. We drank about two 6 packs, and a 40oz of 211…so we where drunk as hell. I woke up in the middle of the night and puked all over the bathroom and went back to bed. When [...]

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God you can’t kiss

I was 13, in 7th grade. I was invited to a boy/girl party by George, the most popular boy in my grade. He was rich, handsome, and smart. You get the picture. Well, we all started to play Spin The Bottle. I had never made out with a boy before–only tapped kissed. The bottle landed [...]

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I was doing this guy under an apple tree in an orchard

All the embarassing moments seem to be about being discovered, so that is mine too: I was doing this guy under an apple tree in an orchard; he was naked–completely–his flag at attention me attending to the flag when a small bus of Mexican apple pickers came and parked unloading maybe 10 women. It was [...]

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Stupid bus driver

Okay, ready? This was back in freshman year…a long time ago. I was sitting next to this boy that I had liked for a really long time. I was using one of those cheap mechanical pencils..the one’s where taking out the eraser takes hours. So luckily, I was partnered up with him for some project. [...]

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GET OUT OF MY HOLE

One, I was over at my friend’s aunt’s house (she was staying there for a little while) and they have a 3 year old daughter. I was in the bathroom when all of a sudden the little girl opens the door and just stares at me. I’m like, “Um, hi. Can you please close the [...]

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Should I go to school tomorrow

I was standing in the quad of the school (the area where like half the school sits at lunch) and having a good time with my friends. I started to feel really sick though, because the food wasn’t that great. It turns out the burrito’s had black beans in them- which I’m allergic to…. Who [...]

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