Skinny Dipping!!!

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Summer after senior year, I had my boyfriend over. My mom was home watching TV and it was late, (1 or 2 am) and we were getting in our swimsuits (my hot red bikini) to swim in my huge built in pool. There More


Horrible Day

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This happened to me when I was 11. I’m a boy. Anyways, me, my parents, my 3 brothers, one older, let’s call him Kyle, and two younger, let’s call them Hunter and Bill, and my friends, let’s say they More


I nearly drowned in poo

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I was I think 10-11 years old I was visiting my home country which is quite poor I must admit. So I was at my Grandparents house and I felt like exploring the back garden because I was always the curious type anyway I was walking and I wasn’t looking down and was just walking straight. I fell into the manhole and I was up to my neck in poo I managed to not literally drown in the poo because I had quick reflexes and saved myself. I quickly jumped out ran back inside the house and my brothers saw and they couldn’t stop laughing which attracted my uncle whom also couldn’t stop laughing his head off. I quickly ran into the bathroom before anyone else could see what had happened.


#4 of my 5 worst days ever!

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I wrote 1 of my 5 worst days ever! That was #5, this is 4.

Anyways, this happened to me during last years thanksgiving. Me and my family went to my uncles house, which is next to this huge farm with a huge cornfield. Now, my cousin, Angela, is extremely competitive at times, and is commonly refered to as My Nemisis. My other cousin is usually the one who has to compete with her, and not accepting is basically instant loss, which usually means something humiliating.

Anyways, so we got there, and came in and everyone greeted us. And it didn’t take long for Angela to find me. Anyways, she then challenged me, and decided what it should be, but it had to be embarrassing and good, and the loser had to sit naked at the table. That’s when my dad and my uncle then of course had to suggest of everyone (meaning all the kids) racing in our birthday suits, from the edge of the corn field to the scarecrow and back. Of course I tried to object, so she said that means a automatically lose, and my uncle told me to listen to and respect my elders or else id get spanked. And of course all of the adults supported us racing nude, and practically made us (they said it would be good for us or something, which is BS I think, but they are our parents/uncles/aunts/grandparents. And Angela then noted that there can only be one winner (which was basically her saying everyone else would lose).

Now, I was pure set against this. My twin brothers, Max and Matt, thought it would be fun, seeing as they are not old enough to really care. My other cousin objected at first, but my uncle and aunt told him he should and it would be a fun, new experience. Angela was a LOT more brave then me, and agreed. Both my mom and aunt took out video cameras, to record the whole thing, which had me object more. My dad said that it was fine, as everyone here was family. My uncle then noted that I had to do it, since everyone else was, and then told me to strip and get over it, warning me that something bad will happen, and my parents both said I should. Being me, I still tried to resist, which was a bad idea. My uncle picked me up and my parents started stripping me until I was completely naked. I was completely mortified. He began to put me down, but before he did, he put me on his knee, holding me there bent over facing the ground, and spanked me 20 times, for not listening to him repeatedly. He found it disrespectful, and my parents pointed out it was his rules since it’s his house.

Anyways, so we finally lined up at the makeshift starting line and began the race. Now of course, Angela somehow managed to win. Either because she’s a good runner or because she cheats. Either way, I ended up being naked in front of most of my family, and worse, the adults decided to make us do it every year as a family tradition.

Granted it was kind of fun, but I still objected to it heavily, causing my uncle to spank me 30 more times. You would think I’d learn my lesson. My uncle is actually pretty nice most of the time, he just wanted to embarrass me and help me get over my shyness.


Fell Asleep In Just a Towel

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When I was 15, i was at my annual family reunion. It’s at our beach house and all my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc are there. must be at least 40 people. Everyone is usually there at one time for about three days. Towards the end of the second day, I was super tired. So I went back up to the house. The house is right on the beach so its maybe a ten second walk. Normal rule is to remove any wet clothing before entering. So I wrapped my waist in a towel and took off my swim trunks underneath. I hung them up outside and headed in.

My two aunts and mom were inside while everyone else was still at the beach. My aunts were on the couch watching tv. There was plenty of room on the couch and it looked really comfy so I sat down to rest for a second. I put my feet up on the coffee table in front of the couch but kept my knees bent. Unintentionally, I fell asleep.

I woke up probably two hours later in the same exact spot. It was sorta dark out so everyone was back inside and off the beach. I was slow to even move anything besides my eyes. One of my older cousins noticed I was awake and she announced the fact to everyone else. I looked around and saw most people grinning and giggling. Three of my aunts, my mom, and my sister walked up in front of me.

The five of them had huge, if not evil looking, grins. My aunt asked if I slept okay. Another asked if I was well rested now. I was pretty weirded out. I still hadn’t moved a muscle yet. My mom asked if I thought it was drafty in the house. I still hadn’t responded. My other aunt asked if I thought I had forgotten something. After every question it seemed as if the rest of the entire family laughed a bit more. I didn’t know if I was in trouble or something since everyone was completely silent.

Finally my sister stepped forward and said to me outloud, “Jim, can you do us a favor and look down?” Of course, I took her suggestion. I saw I was still in my towel. I guess it was a little goofy to fall asleep in a towel but I still was stumped. Now of all the people my little old grandmother spoke up, “Oh for Christ’s sake dear! We can all see your penis!” My eyes lit up. I realized I was more or less spread eagle and she was right. I had been showing myself off the entire time I had been asleep and during this awkward interrogation.

I hopped up and tried to make my way to my room to dress. Just as I was in the middle of the room, someone snagged an end of my towel and I walked right out of it. Took me a couple seconds to realize it since I was still out of it. I definitely realized it when my ten year old little cousin is taking a picture with my aunt’s cell phone. I covered up with my hands and hurried to my room after a roar of laughter. It was awful.

Several of them printed out pictures and put it around the house with titles like, “Sleepy beauty” or “The Nudist” or “Exhibitionist Jim” or “Free Willy” (the last one made me laugh too). I did get them down and got almost all of them deleted or taken from my relatives. I’m sure a few of them hid them. As long as it says in the family I guess I’m fine with it.



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This happened about 30 years ago, the summer before my senior year in high school. I grew up in a rural farm town. My grandparents owned one of the farms, and every year for the Fourth of July, they hosted a picnic where a lot of the people from the community attended, including a lot of the kids from my school. There were probably 100 to 150 people there.

I was trying to help out by organizing a kick ball game for some of the younger kids. One of the kids kicked the ball into the , so I went in after the ball and surprised a skunk. You know what surprised skunks do. I booked out of there, but it was too late, it had gotten me good. I ran back to the house and thought I could find some of my Grandpa’s clothes to change into. Well, Granny met me at the door and would have none of that because her house would smell like a skunk for a week. “We’re going to have to clean you up out here”, so she called my Mom and went over to the faucet by the back door. This was right in plain sight of most of the people there.

She had my sister go get an old tub. “Now I’ve been through this before. You’re gonna have to take off the clothes that got sprayed and put them in the tub. We’re going to have to round up some tomato juice and soak those clothes, and we’re going to have to wash you down with the hose, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to use tomato juice on you”. I was always a little shy, to the point that it felt weird for me to even take off my shirt in gym class when I was on the skins team, so it was really embarrassing to think about being in my underwear. But, stinking as I was, I stripped off everything but my tighty whities, which is what guys wore back then. This began to draw attention. Then, my sister helpfully noted that it had soaked through to my underwear. “I’m sorry honey, but you gotta take those off too then”. I tried to beg my case that I couldn’t be totally naked around all these people, but even my Mom said I had to do it. “This is one of those things that just happened and you’ll just have to deal with it. Everybody’s seen a guy naked before, and it’s not like you’re the first that’s had to do something embarrassing”. I knew this was one of those things that I couldn’t get out of, so I just did it to get it over with. I turned my back to everyone and peeled off the last shred of my modesty and threw them in the tub.

I can’t describe how mortified I was standing there totally exposed being soaked with cold water. I couldn’t remember the last time anyone besides my brother had seen me naked. To my further embarrassment, I couldn’t even pretend to preserve any modesty, because I had to scrub with both hands, and they kept making me turn around to keep spraying me all over. I don’t think my sister had ever seen me naked, and here she was having to focus on me to spray water. A lot of people were watching at this point, and I just felt like I was going to puke or pass out. I was shaking all over, more from embarrassment than from the cold water. Granny saw how embarrassed I was, so she told my sister to stop spraying for a minute, and came over to talk to me. “Listen to me. You have nothing to be embarrassed about. You didn’t do this on purpose, and to be honest, most of the men here would give their eye teeth to be built like you. No one is embarrassed but you. This is going to go on for a long time yet, so just grit your teeth and get through it”. Then she tried to joke a little. “Besides, the girls look to be enjoying the show, and since you’re my grandson that kind of makes me proud, so if they want to look, let them look and have some fun with it”. That helped a little, and when I looked around, she was right. No one was freaking out. No one was calling me a pervert or anything. The girls did seem to be enjoying it, and I guess that was ok, maybe even a little flattering. There wasn’t much I could do about it anyway. By that point, the worst was over because everyone there had seen everything there was to see, so I relaxed a little and just let things happen.

It did go on for a long time because soap and water weren’t working and we ran out of tomato juice. Someone had to go to their house to get some more, which took like forever. My sister traded off the spraying job to my brother, who then traded off with my sister’s best friend, which kind of brought back the major embarrassment for a while from her close scrutiny. More people kept coming, and the first thing they saw when they came around the back of the house was my shiny wet dick or butt. Eventually, we did all we could, but the smell still wasn’t completely gone. The clothes I had been wearing were a complete loss and had to be burned. My dear mother decided there was no point in ruining more clothes, and didn’t want the car stinking, so to go home I had to ride in the back of a friend’s pickup. Mom didn’t want me in the house yet, so she had Dad put a tarp down in the backyard, and make a tent out of a blanket and some clothesline and stakes so I could “air out”. The next morning I had “aired out” enough that I could get into my own shower and keep scrubbing.

I noticed that a couple of things happen when you’ve been that naked for that long in front of that many people from a small community. The first is that most everyone assumes you just don’t care any more about being naked since they’ve already seen you for an extended period. This started immediately when I got in the shower. I shared a bedroom with my younger brother who was 15. We shared a bathroom with my sister. My brother and I were used to sharing the bathroom and being naked around each other, but my sister never came in while we were in there. The next morning, she came waltzing into the bathroom while I was in the shower. We had a shower with a see through door, BTW. She said she was tired of having to wait to do her hair and makeup, and after yesterday, there wasn’t any point in her not coming in. That apparently applied to my mother too, who was in the bathroom in a few minutes to see how the scrubbing was coming and hung out talking to my sister. That also apparently applied to my sister’s friends too. She had a sleepover the next weekend, and they thought it would be ok to come in with her while I was showering since they had already seen me naked for so long the weekend before. I didn’t have much of a choice in any of this, they just assumed, and this became the norm because it kept happening. My brother was a little freaked about this at first, but it carried over to him to. Everyone called us Pete and Repete because we looked so much alike, so I guess they thought if you’ve seen one you’ve seen the other. They probably though it was me for a while the first time they walked in on him and I don’t think he realized they were there at first, but then they made the same assumption that since they had seen him naked it wouldn’t be any big deal to keep doing it. He was embarrassed for a while, but we eventually adapted to the new norm and didn’t think much of it. It eventually got to the point that we could walk around the house naked whoever was around and no one seemed to care. We were amazed that our parents were this open minded, and decided one day to see how far this would go. Mom had a couple of friends over to do some canning. I got out of the shower, and my brother got in. I walked out to the kitchen, pretending that I didn’t know anyone was there yet, walked to the refrigerator to get a drink right in front of everyone, and no one batted an eye. So I hung out and chatted and got pulled into helping until my brother walked in naked too. He got pulled into helping. We even got sent to the storage building in the back yard to bring in some boxes of jars and stopped to talk to our neighbor before going back in. Not a word was said, so it became the new norm that if we wanted to be naked, we were naked.

The other thing I noticed after something like this is that you get dared to do a lot of things naked. You know how guys are at that age anyway, and the girls who hadn’t been there were curious, so when things got a little boring hanging out on a Saturday night, daring me to do something became the entertainment. I had my limits. I wouldn’t do anything that could really get me in big trouble, like the dare to streak at a basketball game, but the word “chicken” got me to do a lot of stupid things. It started with the “incident” coming up at a party and then being dared to get naked in front of the people who hadn’t been there. I didn’t really want to, but I would get talked into it. This happened several times, and it got easier each time. During all of these times I’ve described, I had managed to never have an erection in front of anyone, so at one smaller party, after stripping again, some of my friends started teasing me about that, saying that something must be wrong if I had been seen naked this much and no one had ever seen a hard on. I was embarrassed to do it, but more embarrassed not to, so I gave in and worked up an impressive boner. Then, since I had already gone this far, they dared me to just go ahead and jack off in front of everyone. I didn’t think I could do that because I thought that was beyond my limits, but I had already been slowly stroking anyway to build up the boner, so I made them a bet. We drew a target on a piece of paper and hung it on the wall. If I came and missed the bullseye, I would jack off for any of the girls any time they wanted me to in front of anyone they wanted me to for the next three months. If I hit the bullseye, all the girls had to strip, and pick two guys to strip and jack off for them one at a time, and the girls had to stay naked the whole time. They took the bet and I won, so for once I was not the only one naked that night, and the two guys that got picked got to be mortified. There were other stupid things that were more public. I climbed a water tower in broad daylight when stone cold sober, and I did a couple of naked laps at roller skating when I was a little drunk. I fully expected to get thrown out and banned, but the manager just laughed and waved me on. Stuff like that happened all year.

In the spring, the editor of the yearbook asked me to do something that he said the advisor said was ok. I was a little nervous about this, but I agreed to do it because I thought it would be the perfect way to end this year. We went outside the school with the photographer (who was a girl), and I went behind some bushes and stripped – this was in the middle of a school day BTW, but everyone was in class. She took some pictures of me standing there looking embarrassed. We took some trying to use the bushes to hide behind, but the advisor said they showed too much. The photographer sneaked in some that showed everything, so those were definitely not used. In the one that was used, I had my hands in front of me, but it was obvious that I was very naked. And that is now preserved in my senior year yearbook.