Your Embarrassing Moments

GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

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