Your Embarrassing Moments

i’m so sorry

this is pretty gross, and incredibly embarousing but here goes: so one day, my boyfriend and i were having sex on the couch. things were going great until i look down and see blood on his stomach and in between on my thighs. i jumped off him and say “i’m sorry! i’m sorry! i’m so sorry!” [...]

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God you can’t kiss

I was 13, in 7th grade. I was invited to a boy/girl party by George, the most popular boy in my grade. He was rich, handsome, and smart. You get the picture. Well, we all started to play Spin The Bottle. I had never made out with a boy before–only tapped kissed. The bottle landed [...]

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I accidentally forwarded the message to him

So I worked with a guy last year over Christmas break at a store in the mall. He thought I was engaged so flirted but left me be until I told him I was not infact engaged. We’ve hung out a few times since and everything had always been good. We don’t keep in touch [...]

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i fucking hate her

once when we were walking in the mall in front of cute boys my mom slapped my butt 27 times in a row in the space of about one minute. (i counted.) she would NOT stop no matter how many times i slapped her hand away. i think i screamed at her later. she has [...]

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there was blood everywhere

ok so i was at papio bay swimming pool and i was on my period and i had to go to the bathroom to change my tampon and i was with like 2 girls and 3 guys and when i went to the bathroom and i finally got there i noticed that there was blood [...]

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IS THAT A STRING I SEE

I model, and I was shooting for a bikini catalog (you know, just one of those normal ones that go around to advertise in summer), and I had a Lady Gaga-style tampon string incident. Mid-way through the day, the photographer leans out from behind his camera and half shouts “there’s no delicate way I can say [...]

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