Your Embarrassing Moments

ya shes so fat she cant eavn fit through the door

okay i was on our front porch (this was a couple years ago btw) and my dad had his friend over i was easdropping on their conversation and they were talking about their wives kind of idol chitchat i went inside to go get a pop and came back out just in time to hear [...]

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I need a cock to suck

Being DRUNK OUT OF MY MIND at a friend’s house on New Year’s Eve a few years ago, standing on her front porch (on a densely populated residential street) and screaming at the top of my lungs, “I need a cock to suck!” I don’t remember doing it, but everyone told me about it later. Oh, [...]

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