WHEW! where do i start lol, okay I was having a “moment” with my crush and my nose started bleeding all over him and his white t shirt, I smoked weed and got so high I couldnt stop Farting around my More
My husband and I have been married for 11 yrs, and not much hasn’t NOT happened between us. However, sex is always sacread, some things you just dont do, or hope doesn’t happen. Well, my clever dr, had More
So I was in this bus, when I suddenly had so much gas inside me so I had to fart. They were playing Poker Face REALLY loudly and it had a steady beat so I decided to fart to the beat, so that no one will More
Okay so I’m a girl, just so you guys know. So one day in fourth grade I was just minding my own business doing my work when I farted. Really loud. Nobody knew it came from me (thank goodness!) but they were talking about it. Everyone was talking about it. Kids were asking each other, “Did you do it?” and they were answering, “No, that wasn’t me.” I could feel my face turning hot and I started slowly sliding back into my chair. I was praying they wouldn’t eventually accuse me. Nobody accused me, but boy was I embarrassed!!
Hi again! This is the same girl from “Farting in fourth grade!” Hope you like this one!!
Okay, so I’m twelve years old (twelve and a half today!!!:D) and for my brothers ninth birthday in November we went to go have dinner at Olive Garden. Now, their kids menus say, “Ages 10 and under” written in fine print. And our waitress gave me a kids menu. Me. A twelve year old. I was so mad at that woman!!!!! I’m two inches taller than my mom!!! Even though my mom IS short, you are not a little kid if you are taller than your mom. Period. I wanted to go stand up to that woman and say, “Do I LOOK ten to you?” But instead, I just sat there humiliated as the waitress gives me a kids coloring paper and crayons. And on the coloring paper it had a section where it said, “Draw yourself here.” And I drew myself looking furious!!! 😀
By the way, I did NOT order a kids meal (psh no way!). I got a lasagna!!! For a self respecting twelve year old like me.
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Hi!!! This is the same girl from “Farting in fourth grade” and “Do I LOOK ten to you?”
Okay so I had just finished taking a shower and I was in my room getting dressed. And I had forgot to close my blinds!!! So I was in my bra and underwear just minding my own business. That’s when I notice my father outside my window!!!! I duck behind my bookshelf, but it’s too late. My father hollers, “Close your blinds!” from the outside. I could feel my face turning hot as I reach up to close my blinds. And then I start to get dressed, terrified he’ll tell my mom about what he saw. If my mom had gotten involved, she would have been yammering on and on and on!!! But she didn’t!!! 😀 phew!!!
I was in the elevator, and I was with my brother and his friend. We were all fourteen. That night the guys had eaten Mexican, while I ate pasta. The guys has so much gas, I could barely breathe. Just then, a group of hot guys came in. The boys’ giggles stopped and they said, “Gross. I didn’t know a girl could fart so much.” The guys stared at me. Then, the boys commenced farting, and continues to step back every time. My brother even told the cutest guy, “Look out. You’re in the line of fire.”
How to forget embarrassing moments? I seem to think of the past and feel so stupid still about tons of stuff!?
I have a problem of reliving stupid things, embarrassing moments (not giving detail) about stupid things from childhood where I felt like an idiot, of belittled, or like the Universe was having a field day. Whether it’s the time I got in trouble at customs, to my seat flipping over when I was 5, to farting, I am still so bugged out by it – like hundreds of things. How do I move past it and not care anymore?