I was in the elevator, and I was with my brother and his friend. We were all fourteen. That night the guys had eaten Mexican, while I ate pasta. The guys has so much gas, I could barely breathe. Just then, a group of hot guys came in. The boys’ giggles stopped and they said, [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, September 12, 2009
It was my birthday and my mom threw me a suprise party. I slept naked that night and in the morning I was getting dress and wanted my fav undies so I walked downstairs to get em from the laundry room when I came down the stairs at least 200 of my last classmates screamed [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, September 3, 2009
I don’t think I’ve had any but a friend of mine farted in her boyfriends mouth it’s his own fault for being obsessed with the boom ting… but she was mortified.
Continue reading...Tuesday, September 1, 2009
A few months back, I must’ve eaten something that gave me some mad gas. I was in the supermarket, it was kinda late. I was the only one on the aisle, I was in pain, so I let one rip. It was WAY louder than I expected, and some people on the next aisle over started [...]
Continue reading...Monday, August 31, 2009
Once i ate a bean borrito right before a show that i was hosting, and once i was on stage, i coulden’t hold onto it, so i tried to let it out slowly and quiet, so it ended up sounding like this: Hello everyone!(toot) Welcome(rip) to the seinor (Pfff) Talent show (boop) First up is(girgle) Kira [...]
Continue reading...Friday, August 28, 2009
Wife and I were in a large grocery store in a wealthy neighborhood and I was walking ahead of her, about 20 feet. I was plagued with a massive build up of gas and thought, “If I can just let out a little toot, I’ll feel much better, no one will know and I can [...]
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