I met my first love on myspace back when. I was 15 he was 20 so he came over (we had spoken on the phone for over a month nearly everyday for 2 hrs) †and we started talking and laughing to get comfortable. †After words we started playing rough he started getting on me or vise versa but i had been feeling gassy all day. he started picking me up at an angle where my bum was on his face he kept dangling me around and i pleaded him to let me down but he didnt listen and i couldnt hold it in any longer so it slipped and i farted on his face. i was humiliated, he just laughed hysterically, i got so red, he apologized for laughing but i will never forget that day.
A few months ago I was at the beach, and right before leaving, I went into one of the stands where my ex-girlfriend works at (I’m a bisexual female). I was still angry at her over our relationship (She dumped me because I cheated on her, but she WAS a pain in the butt), so to try and get revenge I stole a bunch of things from her stand, stuck them under my boobs and in my bag and ran off. She chased me, and a beach security guard/policewoman saw me and also started chasing me. I saw a fence right in front of where my car was parked, if I could get over this fence, I was a free woman! If I couldn’t, jail awaited. I hopped on and tried to climb it. I was 99.999% sure I was getting over it once I got to the top, and I could feel my freedom being secured on I got over the first side, so I stood up, turned around and yelled “Bye, girls!” to the policewoman and my ex, blew them a kiss and wave and jumped off the fence. However, I did not jump far enough and my bikini panties got caught on the tip of the fence, leaving me dangling with a wedgie. I hung there trying to break free and tried everything. Once, I seriously even tried farting to blow the panties loose, but nothing worked, and my butt was immediately aching with pain. The officer climbed to the other side and helped me down, whilst my ex stood there laughing hysterically. I thought I had been punished enough after that humiliation, but the policewoman then said to me “Miss, you’re under arrest. Put your hands behind your back” and then *CLICK**CLICK* went the handcuffs. “You’ll be going to jail today for theft and this and that blah blah blah”. Later, my ex drew pictures of me dangling in pain and sent them to me when ¬†I was in jail, and my cellmate asked what it was about. I told her nothing, but she also saw the note on the back that explained what happened. She quickly told all the other girls how I got arrested and they died laughing. All my dignity was officially gone. My entire time there, I was known as “wedgie girl”. (Sorry for any English errors, I’m from a non English county in Europe, lol)
Well one time I was having a physical when I was about 16 and I was sitting on the wax paper and when he came over to examine me, I accidentally farted and it was kind of loud. It was really embarrassing and I turned bright red and all that lol.
In the 4th grade I farted really loud during silent reading time sitting near my crush, it was so embarrasing everyone laughed at me and I was made fun of for weeks with comments ¬†like be carefull she’s full of gas. This happened again in the 5th grade but not as bad.
Well, I FARTED in class one day and I had to go poo but I couldn’t so I pooped my pants and my pants fell down. And the fart absolutely STUNK and the whole class eventually noticed that I had pooped my More