Aha that’s really funnyy(: My mom’s an anatomy teacher and sometimes she has to work on my dad’s laptop when the other computer’s taken. Of course she’d save documents on there and name them herself. So when my dad went into work one day they decided to look at his computer for something, I forget what, [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 17, 2009
ok so one time i was at the soccer field after school and my crush was playing and i was watching him so after the game ended he came up to me a kissed me then he grabbed my butt!!!!!!! i was so shocked thatt i farted in his hand and he said EWWWW! and [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, January 29, 2009
ok this will sound so gross! we were in the gym bathrooms and ALL of the girls were there i was in a bathroom changing (im not like the other girls who change in the middle of the bathroom so yeah) and i heard everybody screaming and saying “ew” since most of the girls at my school are [...]
Continue reading...Friday, January 9, 2009
Oh my god…thats so awful!! My daughter told me in Walmart she had “go potty” so I bring her in the bathroom (in the bigger stall so we can both fit) and she tells me ” mama…go poop!” so i’m like ” yeah..go poop.” and then she FARTED so loud….and then she goes “MAMA!! YOU FARTED!! [...]
Continue reading...Friday, October 3, 2008
When I was a teen I had a huge crush on a guy in school He was 2-3 years older then me. He did not even notice my existence. On the schoolyard I was talking about that particular fact with my best friend who was suddenly making strange faces, but I did not understand what it [...]
Continue reading...Monday, September 8, 2008
I once went to skegness for the weekend with my mate who had an idea that we could make some money selling helium balloons, so when we get there we start blowing up the balloons with helium and tying them all together and fixing them on to the back of the jeep, it’s all going [...]
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