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Losing My Boxers

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Oh, this was REALLY embarrassing. When I was 10 I was in my house and I was changing clothes in my room, so I had on only my shirt and my boxer shorts. Mom called me from downstairs but I couldn’t hear what she said, and I started coming out of my room still with my pants not on, and standing right there was two girls from my class! They had came over to ask me if they could borrow my math book, but their mouths were wide open and they were staring at me there in my underwear! Now here’s where it gets really, REALLY embarrassing, like it wasn’t bad enough. My sister Katy, who was 6, came up behind me from in her room, and I think she didn’t see the two girls in front of me right away, so she when she saw me standing there in my underwear she decided to play a teasing game that she sometimes does with me. Anyway, I could feel her little hands grab my undershorts (yeah, it WAS that bad), and then I felt them slide down my legs, and the first thing I saw was how BIG the eyes of the two girls in my class got as they were both staring at the same part of my body, and you don’t need two guesses to guess where that was. My boxer shorts had gotten pulled all the way down to my ankles, and from the waist down I was as nude as the day I got born, right in front of the two girls. I screamed out loud, and I pulled up my boxers as fast as I can and I ran away to my room. My face was feeling burning hot embarrassed, and my heart was beating hard, and I hid in my closet until they left. I tried to stay away from them at school after that, especially since every time I got close to them they would whisper to the other girls around them and laugh looking at me, and sometimes they even tried to pants me when they didn’t think I was guarding against it! That was THE most embarrassing day ever. Well, for me at least.

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puke at someone s face

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I’m a15 year old boy so there was that geek nerd girl in school who had a huge crush on me but I didn’t replay her the luv(ewwww) so when I was with some dudes jet skiing she came by and waved for me my buds started teasing me so all wat I had to do is face her and tell her that I don’t like her( I know That I would be so harsh but I got no choice) I just wish if u could see her in real life,(btw she keeps on stalking me ever since I told her hi ) anyways I after was on my way to the shore to tell her the truth so when I walked by she started giving me smiles,I then blurted out ,she went running screaming doing crazy stuff so all what I did is puke right at her face cuz she had many big pimples that covered her face she even didn’t shower at all she also had bad breath her hair she had a discusting yellow nails ewwww
I knw that was rude to puke at someone s face but whaa should I do I can’t control my puke, but thx to my puke she never talked to me !

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this is the ladies restroom

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I got a stomach ache in Wal-mart and had to use the restroom so bad that I was actually running down the aisle. I didn’t even look up and just zipped right into the 1st stall that I found. After sitting there for a few minutes and relieving myself, I heard a knock at the door and a female voice that said, “Sir, Are you okay”? I said yes and that I just had a bad stomach ache. The words that came out of her mouth next is something I will NEVER forget. “Oh, okay, because this is the ladies restroom”!!!!!! I finished up, washed my hands, then continued to slink out with the reddest face imaginable. Top that one…I dare you!

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the f-a-g-g-o-t word

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Something extremely embarrassing happened to me earlier today, actually. I was at the store with Bella, and she was embarrassing me, so I tried to ditch her. So ten minutes later this kid comes over the intercom saying, “Edward Cullen, your wife Bella is up at the register looking for you.” So then I had no choice but to go to her. And then she sees me, there’s like, ten teenage boys there all looking at her like “eew, nasty thing”. And she runs up to me and goes, “Oh, Eddymuffin, I was so worried about you!” and started kissing me all over the face. And those boys started laughing at me. And they called me the f-a-g-g-o-t word, and threw a bag of pretzel at me. It was mortifying.

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Omg i feel embarrassed and stupid!

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earlier i went over to my boyfriends house since he lives a couple blocks away from me and his mom answered the door and said i could just go to his room since i was just gonna give back his old phone he let me use and say hi and stuff well the door was open a little and so i knocked and just kinda opened the door and i saw him…u kno…..and the he like jumped up and closed the door in my face and then let me in a couple minutes later and i was just like ‘uhh thanks for letting me use ur phone till i got mine’ and then i left.

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I scared my math teacher

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once i was walking down the stairs and tripped and i fell and i scared my math teacher and she fell backwards down the other stairs and she fell onto a teacher and the principal came and opened the door and hit them and he tripped over them and i was hanging on the rail and it was slippery cuz i was washing my hands before i fell and then my hand slipped and i fell and my friend was coming from the other door and he was under where i was hanging and so then i fell on top of my friend and i stood up and said what happened to you guys and took my friends wallet and ran off and then i slipped on spilled water and fell on the concrete and fainted when i woke up i went to the bathroom and saw wierd permanet marks on my face and i left the nurses office and saw her fingers with permanet marker that was the same color as the one on my face and the permenant marker was rite there on her desk i said to my self yea u ruin ppls skin but u dont give them a lousy band aid when they need one.

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I farted right in her face

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We moved alot when I was in school which makes this even worse. It was the first week at a new school I was in 4th grade. It was physical fitness week in gym and I hated those tests. Well we were doing the stretching one and sit ups that day. Being the new girl no one wanted to be my partner in the first place so the teacher had to make someone be mine. While the girl was holding my feet I farted right in her face on my way up. She screamed EWW GROSS and got up and ran off and told her friends. To make matters worse the teacher seen what happened and he took it upon himself to give the class a lecture on passing gas and that its normal and sometimes you cant help it.

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I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart

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In elementary school, we were all sitting on the ground, and there was a desk between me and a girl, and for some reason I decided I would put my foot up onto the desk to tie my shoe, and at that moment, I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart, and the girl sitting on the other side was directly in front of the blast, and her jaw dropped open, she was speechless with look of disgust and shock on her face. I felt really bad, and embarrassed, but it was hard not to laugh about it later.

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I got a nose bleed

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i got a nose bleed today on the public bus…. the whole bus freaked and tried to help me,…. the bus was on a bumpy road so drops of blood were flying around as we couldnt find some tissue fast enough…. i bleed LOTS of blood all over the seats, my shirt and my bag….

my mum said that when i got back, i looked like i killed a person and i had blood smeared all over my face, since i was using my hands before i had tissue…

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When my family came to visit me my freshman year of college

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Here’s mine: When my family came to visit me my freshman year of college we were all sitting in my dorm room and my younger sister saw one of my thongs on top of my clothes hamper. She held it up and was like “oooooo nice thong Christina.” What made it worse was that it was from Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Things” collection so it was like really skimpy and little bows on it. I was sooooo embarrassed and i’m not sure my parents enjoyed seeing their “little girl’s” skimpy underwear.

And like two weeks later I was doing laundry but I was late to get my clothes and somebody had taken them out so they were sitting on top of the dryer when I got there. When I walked in there were like four guys standing near the dryers right next to me so they all saw my pile of clothes and several pairs of my underwear were right on top and they were like smirking the whole time so I know they saw them! It was really embarrassing too since most of my underwear comes from Victoria’s Secret PINK so they said things like “Most Likely to be Famous” “Head of the Class” and one even had little dogs all over it. As I was walking away I heard one of the guys say ‘dont you guys love pink.” As soon as I heard it my face turned bright red and I hurried out of there!

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