Tag Archive | "face"

this is the ladies restroom

Friday, August 28, 2009

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I got a stomach ache in Wal-mart and had to use the restroom so bad that I was actually running down the aisle. I didn’t even look up and just zipped right into the 1st stall that I found. After sitting there for a few minutes and relieving myself, I heard a knock at the [...]

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the f-a-g-g-o-t word

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Something extremely embarrassing happened to me earlier today, actually. I was at the store with Bella, and she was embarrassing me, so I tried to ditch her. So ten minutes later this kid comes over the intercom saying, “Edward Cullen, your wife Bella is up at the register looking for you.” So then I had [...]

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Omg i feel embarrassed and stupid!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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earlier i went over to my boyfriends house since he lives a couple blocks away from me and his mom answered the door and said i could just go to his room since i was just gonna give back his old phone he let me use and say hi and stuff well the door was [...]

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I scared my math teacher

Saturday, August 22, 2009

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once i was walking down the stairs and tripped and i fell and i scared my math teacher and she fell backwards down the other stairs and she fell onto a teacher and the principal came and opened the door and hit them and he tripped over them and i was hanging on the rail [...]

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I farted right in her face

Friday, August 21, 2009

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We moved alot when I was in school which makes this even worse. It was the first week at a new school I was in 4th grade. It was physical fitness week in gym and I hated those tests. Well we were doing the stretching one and sit ups that day. Being the new girl [...]

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I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart

Friday, August 21, 2009

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In elementary school, we were all sitting on the ground, and there was a desk between me and a girl, and for some reason I decided I would put my foot up onto the desk to tie my shoe, and at that moment, I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart, and the girl sitting on [...]

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