Your Embarrassing Moments

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I was in my room, and I had just taken a shower. So, I cranked up the volume on my radio and was listening to Sir Mix A Lot or something like that (Remember that I am a girl). Well, I was doing my hair, and I always do my hair before I put my [...]

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i didnt spill my smoothie

well here goes my extremely embarassing story. i was a freshman and i was taking the train home. me and my friends went to dunkin donuts and i got a smoothie, we walked up the block to the train and when the train stopped it was packed. we all got on and i couldnt find a [...]

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ya shes so fat she cant eavn fit through the door

okay i was on our front porch (this was a couple years ago btw) and my dad had his friend over i was easdropping on their conversation and they were talking about their wives kind of idol chitchat i went inside to go get a pop and came back out just in time to hear [...]

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They just mumbled, “Oh, sorry,”

Well, I was more pissed than embarassed. It was the 4th of July, but it was a weeknight, and I had to work the next morning. I was trying to sleep, and these douchebags were lighting off firecrackers on the roof of the garage behind my house/apartment. One of the firecrackers misfired and shot into [...]

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a huge fart

I was pregnant with my first child and my boyfriend (childs father) was tickling me and being really playful with me, and he started to pi$$ me off because he wouldn’t quit touching me and I was 8 months pregnant and frustrated with EVERYTHING, well anyway we were at our babyshower and he kinda got [...]

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