Your Embarrassing Moments

my head was in his lap

i was wasted at this party, and passed out in this guys lap. he was sitting in a chair i was on the floor & my head was in his lap, it didn’t look good. i don’t know how long i was in his lap but the next day when i found about it, i [...]

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I haven’t drank black velvet since

one night I was staying at my friends house in high school and we got sloshed. I knew I had to puke and I was trying to high tail it to the bathroom before it was too late. Her mom, who is a cop, was folding laundry and I was trying to not let her [...]

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drunk then naked

mine was last nite i got drunk then naked and started dancing on a table in the local pub im never drinking again

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i felt something in my um asshole

okay so i got wicked drunk last night and these boys came over to my house party and io remember passing out in bed with some guy and when i woke up in the morning i felt something in my um asshole.i think its a broken condom. i tried going to the bathroom but nothing [...]

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i wass soo drunk

WOWOWO so i was at a wedding and i was pretty freakin drunk but not to a point where i couldn’t walk i was just veryy social…so im talkin to this girl you know kinda flirting with her and she sits right behind my table….i get up to get the whine to pour me another [...]

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I fell into a bush

Whilst drunk one night, and walking home, I fell into a bush in front of a load of people. Also, A couple of my mates were walking home (drunk) and one fell over the side of a low bridge into a stream, my other mate tried to grab him as he went over and fell over [...]

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