Past week I downloaded an Android game called ” Memes Drinking Game ” and tried it with some friends. At the end of the game we were so drunk that I dont remember anything more.
Next morning I woke up half naked in a house of some guys who I did not even know. They were still asleep, so I gathered my things and left without saying anything.
I’ll never know what happened in that house.
I have a twin sister Jade. We have a younger sister Edie. When Jade and I were little, Mom would bathe us together. When Edie was 3, she would join us. When we got to the first grade, Mom thought Jade and I could bathe alone. But there was still plenty of opportunities for sibling nudity. Dad would set up the pool in the summer, and us water-rats were allowed to swim nude. That ended for Jade and me when we were 12. Jade hit puberty around our birthday, and I followed six months later. Edie continued with her naked swim until she was 11. Putting on our swim suits was Mom’s idea.
So skip forward. Jade and I were now 22, and Edie was 20. We all came home from college for Dad’s 50th birthday. We had a big party for family and friends at a local restaurant. Since I and my sisters weren’t driving, and because it was a special occasion, we had a little extra to drink. We were not drunk, just a bit tipsy.
When we got home, Mom and Dad went to bed. My sisters and I stayed up talking about what fun we had as kids. We were also drinking beer. OK. Now we were drunk. Somehow we talked about how much fun we had taking baths together when little. Even Edie remembered. Well, it was fun then, it should be fun now.
So we stumbled up the stairs to the bathroom, ran the water and began to get undressed. It had been almost 10 years since we have seen each other naked, so we all took a good look at one another. Then it was into the bath, where we splashed around and made quite a loud racket. And then Dad came in. He saw us all naked. He saw how messed up the bathroom was. All he said was, “Just be glad your mother didn’t see you. And get this bathroom cleaned up before she sees the mess you’ve made.”
So we got out of the tub, dried off, put our clothes on, and cleaned up the bathroom as best as we could drunk. Next morning, Mom did not say anything, so I guess we got away with it.
Here is something that happened to me when I was 16. I am pretty ashamed about it, but I learned my lesson.
At that age I was heavily into drinking. I would sneak a beer every now and then, but I really developed a taste for whiskey. If my Dad opened a new bottle, I’d pour myself a taste and then replace the booze with water. Apparently Dad never noticed. But I would rather get my own bottle. There are ways to do this when you are underage. I’d drink with friends or by myself. I knew about the dangers, but at 16 a guy feels pretty invincible.
So this one Saturday night, my parents were going to another couple’s anniversary party. It was quite a ways from where we lived, so their plan was to spend the night at a hotel and return home on Sunday. I would be at home with only my 14 year old sister Emily. I planned to have a relaxing evening in my room listening to music and drinking my booze.
The evening started well. I was feeling pretty good laying on my bed just getting lost in my own head. But I forgot to lock the door. I heard a voice say, “What are you doing?” It was Emily. I thought, “Shit! She’s gonna tell on me unless I think of something fast.” I was sure she would blackmail me for her silence. But instead she asked, “Can I have a taste of that?” “Great!,” I thought. If I give her a shot she won’t tell. So I tell her to come over to me, and I hand her the bottle.
Emily took a large gulp and spit it out chocking. I told her to take it easy. This was her first time drinking and she had to take it slow. She then took a small sip and smiled. So we spent the next hour listening to my CD’s and drinking. Since this was her first time, I made sure I drank most of the bottle trying to limit what she drank. But she still got drunk pretty fast. It was obvious she had a low tolerance.
Eventually Emily had enough. She said she was tired and wanted to go to bed. She staggered out of my room laughing at her inability to walk. I finished the bottle and went to sleep.
The next morning, I did have a slight headache. I washed my face off with cold water and felt better. Then I figured I should go check up on Emily. After all, she is my younger sister and I did feel a bit responsible for her. I looked in her room. Not only was she not in her bed, but her bed had not even been slept in. A bit of fear punched me in the stomach. I imagined the worst. What happened if she went outside?
I started though to look through the house first when I noticed I heard the television downstairs. It was not on very loud, so I didn’t hear it before. I go downstairs and on the floor in front of the TV is Emily. She is out cold and totally naked! At first I didn’t notice her breathing and now I am really about to panic. As I got closer I did notice her breathing. I then tried to wake her up. She slowly moaned and looked at me. She then looked at herself and saw she was completely nude. Normally she would scream and yell for me to get out of here. But this time she only barely said, “I’m gonna be sick.”
I got her up to the bathroom and she totally barfed into the toilet. I then helped her to her room. I put a nighty on her and got her into her bed. I told Emily to tell Mom and Dad that our story would be she woke up sick this morning. Then I told her to sleep it off. Next I got rid of all the evidence.
Later that afternoon, Emily woke up. My parents just got home and we stuck to our story. Emily then took a shower which made her feel much better. But she was pretty embarrassed to see me since I had seen her totally naked. But as I told her, I didn’t look her over. I was too concerned over her well-being. I told Emily I am never bringing alcohol into the house again, and I am cutting down on my drinking. I told her she should refrain until she got older. I didn’t have to tell her that. She said she is never touching the stuff again, and so far she has kept her word. I am in college now, and the most I drink is one beer maybe 2-3 times a week. My friends kid me about it, but after what I did to my sister I am not going back to what I was before – a drunk teen.
So I was at this HUGE party for all the seniors in my high school. I am usually a very shy and polite person, but not afraid to drink. So I guess I did too much, and I passed out on the toilet!!! I wasn’t bent over, able to cover my privates, but instead leaned back with my legs spread apart! Basicly, I was in a way everybody could see my vagina without much trouble. So when I woke up to a bright flash and laughing, I kneecaps something was wrong. I was still dizzy by fainting. “Wha-?” I finally realized they were taking pictures of my vagina! When I recovered, I blocked the sight with my hands. I ran out of the bathroom and then out tog the house right away. And they actually took a video and now it’s online! I was super embarrassed!
Last night I got rather too drunk and lost my friends, then started crying.
They found me after a while and I told them many things I haven’t told any other people and didn’t want them to know and explained why I was crying (I don’t remember why now).
I presume I will be told many more embarrassing things in the coming days. Bare in mind that I am a guy…
Theres so many embarassing things me and my friends have done when drunk, one time about 3 of my friends saw me sat on the toilet naked, and another time my friend was in bed with his girlfriend and accidentally weed on her face
I was in a party and was too drunk, I started dancing and running around, I fell down every minute twice, my friend would try to stop me from dancing, but he is even more drunk so we start falling down together, I just get up and continue dancing til I fall.
Then a dancing 1 vs 1 competition started, I automatically enter it, as I am just running in a circle, the dude does a back flip and I am just starring at him, by the time I realized what was happening, I instantly started running around again xD