Your Embarrassing Moments

baby monitor

My most embarrassing sexual moment was when my mom was staying the weekend with us and the baby. DH and I had gone out and had a few drinks and came back feeling raunchy. So we start gettin it on and when we’re done we realize the baby monitor was still on. OMG! My mother [...]

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I don’t think I’ll be doing much walking

I was a bartender at a college bar and often wore skimpy outfits. One loud night, a guy sitting at the bar told me he thought I had nice dimples. Because it was so loud, I misunderstood him and thought he said that he thought I had nice nipples, lol I started going off on [...]

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All of a sudden she started crying

Last night I took this girl out on a date. This was the first time and I knew that she was a bit not normal. She had already had a drink by the time I picked her from her house but she wasn’t drunk. We went to this restaurant and the waitress was very nice serving us [...]

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all of my teeth and my lips were totally black from the jellybeans

I was preparing for a flight 1/2 across the country, I had bad ear infections, so I knew my ears would be in bad shape, on take off and landing. Some Of my coworkers knew about my ear problems, the suggested I eat jelly beans, I have a love of the black ones. Knowing this [...]

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