Tag Archive | "Doors"

public bathrooms

Saturday, March 7, 2009

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Ok, so one time I went to the store with my family and I really, really had to go to the bathroom. I absolutly hate going to the bathroom in public bathrooms so I was trying to hold it in but I just couldn’t so I went to the bathroom. Now I’m just going to [...]

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why I was in the men’s bathroom

Monday, February 2, 2009

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I went to a disco (first and last time) and went to find the restroom. I was pretty drunk and actually believed this guy when he told me the club was remodeling and put the doors on the wrong restrooms. I walked into the men’s for the usual reason and wondered why a man was [...]

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I don’t think I’ll be doing much walking

Monday, January 12, 2009

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I was a bartender at a college bar and often wore skimpy outfits. One loud night, a guy sitting at the bar told me he thought I had nice dimples. Because it was so loud, I misunderstood him and thought he said that he thought I had nice nipples, lol I started going off on [...]

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She smacked all of our hands

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

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3rd grade, I’ll never forget. I was in the back with all the cool people blowing spitballs, when the teacher caught me and the other kids. She made us put our heads down while they went to an assembly. They now call it “time out”. Well when she was gone we all played a game, [...]

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that’s my sister’s name

Sunday, September 7, 2008

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Myn was when I was talking to my boyfriend about baby names and he said “I really like the name Mary..”..I was like “Nope..that’s a drunks name..! Disgusting! Yuck Yuck Yuck..”…He was like..”erm..that’s my sister’s name..”…I have never been so embarrassed in my life…or perhaps I was when I fell out of the bus because [...]

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