Your Embarrassing Moments

Fleet Enema Gone Terribly Wrong

When i was 16 i had a cancer scare, and being in foster care i was already different enough, so i didn’t want anyone to know what i was going through, my foster mom agreed to not tell anyone, but when i went to the cancer center to get some tests done (tests that required [...]

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a female examining my balls

i’ll tell you mine first- bear in mind that i’m only 14 (still post any comments you like but my sotry relates to the fact i am 14) and i had noticed a problem with my `nether regions` in the shower, no it was embarrassing enough having to tell mum to make the doctors appointment [...]

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Excuse me, I farted by your head!

Just today at a doctors appointment my 4 year old pointed at a woman with short hair and started saying “Mommy, is that a black guy, mommy, is he black?” The woman happened to be black, obviously. I told him “First, that is a girl (he still gets “he/she mixed up) and it’s very rude to point, [...]

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a long trail

I think I answered this once before. I had just come from the doctor’s office and got on the bus. People were staring at me and giving me funny looks. The same thing happened when I got off the bus to go home. I had to walk several blocks. Just before I reached my house, [...]

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doctors could perform the enema

My most embarrassing was when I had to disrobe and lie on bed in the most indecent manner so that doctors could perform the enema, while I was shivering and nearly exhausted because of the laxative. I don’t want to describe how that procedure was carried out, other than that it involved a lot of [...]

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That was my introduction to the fucked up American use of my language

My second day n the US I was sent to go for a phyisical for my football (soccer) team. I spent the first half of the morning using my fresh off the plane English charm on the hot Dr who gave me the ECG, and I remember thinking to myself “damn, life in the states [...]

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