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Ok so this is really embarrassing but here we go. im a 17 yr old girl and i have boyfriend same age.One night i was over babysitting my 6 yr old cousin rachel cause my mother told me at the LAST minute that i needed to go! i had a date that nite with my boyfriend rick so i flipped! but my mother kept going on about how family is ther for eachother and all that and my boyfrind wont be ther forever and ya ya ya , so i eventually just gave. they aparently had no refundable tickets for the opra , that sold out last week, so they have had the tickets for a week and didnt tell me so i was PISSED
So at this point i was like, if they wanted to make me watch her at the last minute , my plans are comming along with me , so i made my boyfriend come to keep me comppany against his dismay. And its not like i dont like my cousin shes Very Cute but, its was A FRIDAY NIGHT!
SO ANYWAY we got there and we ended up watching the little mermaid, for like the fourth time and me and rick were getting seriously bord, but not rachel who continued to watch the movie as if sh had never seen it before,
So rick, got an idea and snuck his hand up my mini skirt, pushed my thong aside and began figering me (my cousin was on the floor infront of us and too distracted to noticed) i got really turned on and tried relentlessly to not let myself begiin to make nosie, not wanting rachel to turn around, i tried to pull his hand away but he just kepted it up and soo at this point i was ready for shit to happen, So i ripped his hand away and sat up and ran upstaris, pulling him along with me, i told rachel to stay down there and i would be back in a second.
We went to the guest room and i eventually ended up on my kness giving him a bj. So after we finished, we went back downstairs and the night ended and i got payed.
So a few nights later i was with my family at some party and rachel was there, as well as most of my family and rachel was SUPER hyper and kept bothering me while i was online (ignoring the part lol) so i told her that if she didnt stop i wouldnt come over anymore and she looked me directly in the eye and said, veery loudly
“Hey! you cant tell me what to do! if you stop comming over ill just tell everyne you were licking that guys rick pee-pee instead of finishing the movie with me!”
I froze, and so did most of the people at the part who had heard. my face erupted in complete heat! and in a very loud voice, my father says
“Whos, pee-pee have u been licking young lady?” and to wrapp things up i was grounded for 4 months…and never aloud to see rick in the house again, most embarresing moment of my life! i had no idea rachael had saw! i thought sh was still watchhing the movie ! i was mortified! both b.c i had let her see me like that and that she said it to EVERYONE OF OUR NEIGHBORS AT the party…so embarresing.
the only funny part of this whole thing was, rachael still thinks i got in trouble for not finishing the movie with her lol! oh kids innocents ! i hope she never remembers what happened!


When I was 8 years old

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When I was 8 years old I had a new neighbor who was my age. She dressed and seemed kind of prissy at first but was a real tomboy. I was jealous because she was better at games and sports than me. She was also bossy and pushy.

One day I decided I had enough and shoved her, which started a fight. To my dismay she was stronger and could wrestle better than me too. I was soon pinned down, frustrated and exhausted. She wanted me to say uncle and that she was better than me. I refused.

I struggled but she held me down telling me to give up. I told her that she would have to let me up sometime. She stared at me and after a few moments smiled. Then she turned me over, giggled and started pulling my clothes off! I strained and squirmed, apologized, begged and said uncle. But it was no use.

By the time she pulled me up I was down to just my socks, t shirt and briefs. She told me now I could go and giggled as I looked down at myself and let out an embarrassed shriek. For a moment or two, in a panic, I tried to cover my underpants with my hands. Then I bolted and ran for home as she pointed and laughed at me.

It was a most humiliating experience.


i accidentally farted

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i was at the supermarket where this cute guy i liked worked and then as i was buying something from a machine i accidentally farted! and to my dismay he was behind me!!!
i just ran out and never went back for like a month!

omg i just remembered this one

we were at a graduation and all of a sudden i felt sick and as i made a run for the door i puked on like 10 people that were standing by the door. I ran and drove off lol


I slept naked for the first time in my life

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My Dad was supposed to be away on the weekend. So I brought my BF over to stay over. I slept naked for the first time in my life because hey, my Dad was away!

I woke up in the morning, covers practically at my KNEES with everything hanging out. And my bedroom door was wide open!!! And I could hear my Dad upstairs…

My Dad must have came have came home and walked into my room to tell me he was back ( after all, I woke up at like 4pm..) seen me and the BF naked and ran away in dismay.


I have a lock on our door now. Its locked at all times nomatter what Im/we’re doing.