Tag Archive | "Desk"

falling to the floor

Monday, August 31, 2009

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In junior high, during one of my classes, I was walking to my desk while staring at a guy I liked. When I went to sit down I totally missed my chair and ended up falling to the floor. I twisted my knee and tore some ligament.

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he never asked her out

Friday, August 28, 2009

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One of my friends liked a guy in my 6th grade class, and she’d do anything to get his attention. One time, when Santa came to our classroom to pass out candy canes, she screamed and hid under a desk. Everyone was staring at her. Needless to say, he never asked her out. lol XD

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forgot to put the seat down

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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I worked in an Olan Mills Photo Studio once years ago. One day, I went in the bathroom to pee, and forgot to put the seat down. Needless to say, there were also women working there. That day, after I went back to my desk to make more sales calls, a young lady who had [...]

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I scared my math teacher

Saturday, August 22, 2009

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once i was walking down the stairs and tripped and i fell and i scared my math teacher and she fell backwards down the other stairs and she fell onto a teacher and the principal came and opened the door and hit them and he tripped over them and i was hanging on the rail [...]

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I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart

Friday, August 21, 2009

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In elementary school, we were all sitting on the ground, and there was a desk between me and a girl, and for some reason I decided I would put my foot up onto the desk to tie my shoe, and at that moment, I accidentally unleashed a really loud fart, and the girl sitting on [...]

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My teacher was leaning over the desk in front of me

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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My teacher was leaning over the desk in front of me, helping one of my classmates, and her shirt was hanging down and you could see her giant flapjack boobs, and she looked at me and said why are you looking at me like that. I was actually grossed out but she made it out like [...]

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