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talent show

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My name is mathew, and I was 16 when this happened my town puts on a talent show each December. My dad and I always complete but never win. So at the beginning of November he tells me that this year we will win. I said well what’s your idea, he said combination of the towel dance, and the balloon dance. I laughed but he was serious. I kept saying no, but eventually I caved because I thought haha funny underwear dance or something. But he wanted us to be legitimately naked. I did say fine, so I went with it. He left got two towels and said to get undressed so I did and came back in my boxers, he said no we need to see each other now so as to get used to it I said fine I wrapped the towel around removed my boxers and on the count of three we dropped our towels. And looked at each other, he said “huh, that’s what you look like now.” So during this my mom walks in and said “wow didn’t think you would want to do this with us. I said “US!” “That’s right” then I found out that my mom was going to be part of it, taking one towel when we share one and popping balloons. So we worked at it and when it came show night my mom was sick so my younger sister who was 8 took her part and popped the wrong balloons, leaving me fully naked on stage. We did win though and we did a rendition for my grandma’s 70th birthday with my cousins Jonathan 17, Adam 21, and Donovan 18 with my sister popping all of our balloons again. And I don’t think twice about walking around naked every once and a while

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try out new positions

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Me and my boyfriend were home alone. His mom left to work in the afternoon. No one was home. So, we decided to get completely naked and try out new positions right? Like we did doggy and reverse cowboy really whatever we felt like. Felt frisky ok XD So we were doing it for about a half hour in his room when suddenly we heard a slamming noise. We didn’t hear any footsteps we thought it was just the pipes so we kept going. I kept screaming when out of NO WHERE his dad walked in on us! Like what the hell!? His parents are DIVORCED what is your divorced dad ass doing around here the moms gone! But there we were naked on his bed doing doggy. His dad was like “WOAH..” And walked out of the house. I was so embarrassed I could feel my face burning from redness and hid under his covers for like an hour. Believe it or not though we’re still together and it’s been a little over a year now.

I can never look at the dad the same, but I just think to myself.. Hey! He has 3 kids he has been there and done that. He probably understands. Or thinks I’m a whore.

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so embarassing

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So I like this guy in my class, he also lives in the apartment next door to me. He is quiet at school and it a nice guy ovrall. We are in gr 11 if that matters. I get signs from him that he MAY like me. More

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Caught Masturbating on the Stairs

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It was 2 A.M. and I was feeling really lonely (and horny :P). The PC kept failing to start and I couldn’t sleep. So this weird idea just popped in mind – Why not go outside naked? Which i did ofcourse More

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wouldn’t let me go the bathroom

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I usually keep out of embarrassing moments. The only one I can think of is when I pissed my pants in 1st grade. My teacher wouldn’t let me go the bathroom, so I just sat there at my desk and peed. Ironically More

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A man fart

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I was helping my father shop for groceries when his shoulder was injured and we walked into an isle with 2 little old ladies and my dad ripped a monstrous, stinky, echoing fart and BLAMED IT ON ME.

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I called the cops

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Today I thought I heard something in the garage so I went downstairs and saw that the door to the garage was cracked open, which is kind of unusual. Anyways, I looked the crack and saw that garage shutter(the More

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American boy

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I have this American friend who’s a boy from my school and he’s really funny. Well when he was at my house (his name is Michael)we were playing in the garden and with toys and we got an ice cream from More

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how I found out santa didn’t exist

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I wanted to stay up on christmas eve to see if Santa was real. I stayed up to see if Santa was real and I crept downstairs, and I saw him! I rushed up to him and cried, “Santa!” But then his beard fell More

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surprise in the box

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my dad got me a toy jack-in-the-box and he was winding it up I didn’t know what was coming and when Jack popped up I jumped and my eyes widened in horror, bewilderment and wonder. I put Jack back in and More

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