Tag Archive | "Cracking"

pulled his pants and underpants off

Saturday, February 21, 2009

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my son, who is 3, was playig with a cowboy belt at the toy store and pulled his pants and underpants off right in the middle of the store to put the belt on. i didnt even notice until my older kids started cracking up and i turned around and it was soo embarrassing!! i turned [...]

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I could beat a car in a race on my skateboard

Thursday, January 29, 2009

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Here my story., I bet my friend $15 that I could beat a car in a race on my skateboard. I was on the sidewalk waiting for the green light so I could try to race the cars to the next corner. When the light turned green, I started going. I was losing, so I [...]

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pepsi got all over my white uniform

Sunday, January 25, 2009

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i was in the girls locker room wearing my white volleyball uniform and i had a pepsi in my hand. i opened it and pepsi got all over my white uniform and the locker room floor and stuff. the next one i was in 8th grade and slipped like halfway down the stairs wearing my coat [...]

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GET OUT OF MY HOLE

Saturday, January 10, 2009

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One, I was over at my friend’s aunt’s house (she was staying there for a little while) and they have a 3 year old daughter. I was in the bathroom when all of a sudden the little girl opens the door and just stares at me. I’m like, “Um, hi. Can you please close the [...]

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are you gonna clean up your garbage.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

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today at lunch. haha, its kinda gross, but yeahh. :] one of my friends took a tampon out of my bag, and we started talking about this girl who doesnt use tampons / pads, [sick nasty.] and i was like, “all that blood just like pours out of her vagina.” and there was a teacher right behind me when i said it, and none of [...]

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