Your Embarrassing Moments

I haven’t drank black velvet since

one night I was staying at my friends house in high school and we got sloshed. I knew I had to puke and I was trying to high tail it to the bathroom before it was too late. Her mom, who is a cop, was folding laundry and I was trying to not let her [...]

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we still laugh about it

well it was a realy cold day and my sister and her boyfriend had to go to the bank so i went with them and their was no parking so i went with her while her boyfriend stayed outside in the emergency line in the car so we spend like 20 minutes in the bank [...]

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I thought I broke my elbow

Shortly after I turned 21, some friends and I went downtown to the bars (all the bars here are on the same street right next to eachother kind of like a strip mall of bars but there are other business too, it’s called Main Street, but anyway…) the bars close at 2 am…we are standing [...]

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no more making out on beaches

My classmates and I decided to go on a holiday together to celebrate the fact we all passed our final exams at business school. I was 19 at the time. We picked Tunisia as our target, as that’s quite a common and even more important as we didn’t have much money to spend, cheap holiday spot [...]

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my then girlfriend

In high school my then girlfriend and I had to do a lot of sneaking around because her parents hated that she was dating a girl. Some nights I would go over to her place- she would sneak out and meet me on the road by her house and we’d have sex in my car. [...]

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