Alright so I brought my girlfriend over to mine and my roomates place, and me and her wanted to have sex really bad, so I went to the kitchen to get condoms, but my roomate just got out of the shower and getting some water, so I wanted to try something. I pulled his towel [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, August 26, 2009
in a chinese resteraunt i wanted to order won-ton’s and i accidentally said “can i have chicken condoms please”
Continue reading...Saturday, August 22, 2009
here it go..Last summer I decided I wanted to go to summer school since I had nothing better to do. So,My best friend(at the time) and I were talking about condom and how it said lubricate on it(we didn’t know what it was) so, I brought one to school with me and we were post [...]
Continue reading...Friday, March 13, 2009
In a perfect relationship in a perfect world, when the time was right to take the relationship to the next level, one partner would turn to the other and say, “What kind of condoms do you prefer?” to which the other partner would respond, “You read my mind. I was just about to ask you [...]
Continue reading...Friday, February 27, 2009
When we went to a chinese restaurant about 2years ago and there was about 12 of us so a fairly big table. My cousin who was 9 at time was sat at one end of table and my dad at the other end and she shouted up to him “uncle Ken will you pass me [...]
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