Tag Archive | "child"

are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?

Friday, September 5, 2008

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If you have young children, you’ll understand this. My three-year-old daughter had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on her constantly. A few weeks ago we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I [...]

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One of the most embarassing things is this

Friday, September 5, 2008

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One of the most embarassing things is this. I went out of town with a friend of mine and her kids. It was a super cold frosted and iced over day, with plenty of snow everywhere. My kids are notorious for taking their shoes off in the car and they had been cranky all day. [...]

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the worst mom moment

Friday, September 5, 2008

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By far, the worst mom moment I ever had was when my daughter started this phase when she was 3. She was so thirsty and SOOO crabby – constantly. She was making me nuts. She also refused to eat. I was so angry with her! I scolded her and punished her, and one day made [...]

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the first time I ever ejaculated

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad [...]

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My head got stuck in the gate

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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One time when I was younger, about 5 or 6, me and my family went to a hotel with my cousin. I was walking around with my brother and my cousin and I couldnt see the pool over the gate because we were on the third floor. My brother and my cousin kept making fun [...]

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I got stuck in a baby swing when i was 14.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

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I got stuck in a baby swing when i was 14. For some reason i thought i could just slip in and out like i had as a child but got stuck and my friends had to get help (before mobile phones) and an ambulance and fire brigade were called. I was not [...]

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