Your Embarrassing Moments

It starts out bad and only gets worst

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Two embarrassing things

1) I was on a first date and fell down the stairs at the end of the evening- all the way down the stairs. The guy just looked at me like I was crazy. I tore my pants and everything. The reason I fell is because I had “borrowed” my roomate’s shoes (which weren’t exactly [...]

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My mother farted in the car

My mother farted in the car coming home from P.F. Changs. Trying to be polite, I didn’t want to say anything, so I calmly held it for a while and quietly declared “Man, it’s hot in here” and rolled down the window.

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my stomach started bubbling

One time I was at an internet cafe for my friends birthday party. We were all having so much fun playing around. Then my stomach started bubbling. I didn’t think it was so serious until I had looked for 10 minutes and found no bathroom. After an hour I couldn’t take it anymore so I [...]

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my then girlfriend

In high school my then girlfriend and I had to do a lot of sneaking around because her parents hated that she was dating a girl. Some nights I would go over to her place- she would sneak out and meet me on the road by her house and we’d have sex in my car. [...]

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Two awkward conversations with my dad

Two awkward conversations with my dad: *Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What’ *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves* Some x months later… Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get [...]

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