ok so we were all drunk at this party and everyone had stripped (it was an all girl party) and me and my mate needed a pee and all the stalls were took so feeling cheeky we just squatted on the floor and just as we start peeing our boyfriends walk in!!! they stare at [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, September 3, 2009
I don’t think I’ve had any but a friend of mine farted in her boyfriends mouth it’s his own fault for being obsessed with the boom ting… but she was mortified.
Continue reading...Tuesday, August 25, 2009
earlier i went over to my boyfriends house since he lives a couple blocks away from me and his mom answered the door and said i could just go to his room since i was just gonna give back his old phone he let me use and say hi and stuff well the door was [...]
Continue reading...Sunday, August 23, 2009
i was meeting my boyfriends parents for the first time & they’re turkish, and i’m only half. But i can speak most turkish anyways i went over to his house and i thought i told his dad that they have a pretty house and that he was really funny. nope instead i said, you have a great house [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, February 5, 2009
Uhm i was in the car with my mom and boyfriend singing that “Right now” song by akon. I was singing “I wanna make love right na na na” When my mom said, “Yeah well you better tell me when your making love so you can go on the pill”. Then i started cursing her out and [...]
Continue reading...Saturday, January 10, 2009
My sister and I were going on a double date when we were in high school (I’m in college now) and her boyfriends family was really weird like his mom was so overprotective it wasn’t even funny… well anyway in order for him to be able to go on a date with a girl his [...]
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
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