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Hot Doctor

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i am male, this happend when i was 12, i was very underdeveloped….half and inch soft, 1 inch errect…I went to the docotors office normaly i have a male doctor they told me he was sick and i was going to have a female i said ok i told me mom to wait outside….when the doctor came in i noticed she was very cute about 20 ish…..she immediately told me to strip, she didnt even tell me to keep my boxers on, did i metion it was cold so i was very very small you could hardly see it, she first checked my ears and all that stuff, she keep looking down at my shrunken package while looking at my ears, she then told me to lay back and open my legs as wide as i can, then she started feeling my balls, i thought she starting laughing because it was so small and then i got a boner, and the doctor told me to just put my boxers on i put them on and my penis flew threw the hole im my boxers, i ran out of there as quick as i could…

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My cousin Richie

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We uped the stakes to stripping naked. Richie was counting on seeing one of my girlfriends having to take her clothes.But he ended losing and the refused to strip. We forced his clothes and locked him out of thr house as punishement. He got a huge boner in front of all my girl friends and the humiliation of having the girls next door run out to see him buck naked. His never fogiven for doing that to him. My girl friends will never let him forget it.

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Wrong shower

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So a few years ago I went on a school trip to france. The day was get up early play, see some sights, swim, shower, dinner, party, bed (the showers are boys showering at the same time, girls showering at the same time). So on the second day I really needed a shower and my group was first. So I ran straight to the female showers by mistake, it gets awful from here. First a girl girl opened the curtain and told me to hurry up, then she realized I was a boy. She said she would tell the teacher, unless I did whatever she told me to. So I had to go in the girls room and be naked the whole time, just stand their naked doing nothing hands on head. The girls wouldn’t mint me seeing them naked so they just got changed normally as if i wasn’t their then i got a boner. It didn’t end up to bad as I saw them and after two minutes they had all seen me so i got use to it. For the rest of the trip I kept going back in their to chat to them and one time I evan forced someone in, and then girls kept coming in to the boys room. But at the time it was horrible.

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Child Size Portion

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I’m in year 11, and I took businees studies. Well my business studies teacher left, and so a temporary reserve student teacher filled in, Miss Fenton. She was so beautiful, really drop dead gorgeous.

One day after football practice, i waited until the other lads had left the shower rooms before taking a shower. I stayed in the shower for ages, probably after everyone had gone. I started to get an erection, and because im quite small, i covered up, and sneaked to a cubicle where i thought i’d left my clothes. But they were gone… Realising the cleaner had come in and taken them to lost property, i ran to the end of the changing rooms panicking, and suddenly saw Miss Fenton standing there.

I completely forgot about being naked and having a boner and i stood frozen, not covering myself. She just carried on without saying anythin, and simply said – “The towels are behind you”.

Well, weeks later, i always act like a big shot in her class to impress her, and when i said, “ill invest in you miss” she replied wittily, “no thans, ive seen your willy and i think my little finger is being very generous!”. Everytime i see her she laughs and wags her little finger. Shes probably right, but its more than 3 inches……just!

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Beach + Girls + Nudity = Embarrassment

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Last summer, my family and I went on a vacation to France. About halfway through the vacation I started getting really horny alot of the time. I was 14 years old and I hadn’t masturbated for nearly a month because I never got any privacy during the trip, and all the girls that I saw in short shorts, mini skirts, bikinis weren’t helping. Then one day my parents said that they were going to some wine place and I had a choice of either staying at the hotel or go to one of the nearby beaches. I chose the beach. There were two beaches near where we were staying but my parents said to go to the farther one. I was lazy so I went to the closer one. It was still early morning when I got to the beach so I was one of only a few people there. I set up my blanket, changed into my swimming trunks, and lied down, then fell asleep. It was the afternoon when I woke up and the beach was full with about 300+ people. It took only about a second to realize why my parents didn’t want be to go to this beach – it was a clothing optional beach and about half the people were nude. The first thing I saw when I woke up were these two girls, maybe 19 or 20 years old, and they were both hot and topless sunbathing. I’ve seen breasts before on the internet but this was the first time I’ve ever seen some in person. I immediatley got a boner. I looked around the beach and there were a bunch of middle aged girls and guys nude. I also saw these girls playing volleyball topless and alot more sunbathers. At this point I had this big erection and I really wanted to masturbate. I turned around onto my stomach to hide my thing but it didn’t help my urge. I got up and ran to find a private place. The washroom had a lineup and there were no trees or rocks to hide behind. As I’m trying to find a place I bump into this girl about my age completely nude. She falls on top of me and as soon as I realize how hot she is and that I can feel both her boobs and crotch on me I ejaculate. She quickly get up and runs and I run out of the beach soon after.

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getting out of the shower!

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ok, so our bathroom doesnt have a lock on the door, so literally anyone can come in when u are in the shower/bath. So, one time, i was in the shower (13 year old boy) and my sister- 11 (obviously busting for the toilet) ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet. After she had gone to the toilet, she stood around doing her hair. I didn’t even realise she was there so i walked out of the shower, rubbing my eyes from shampoo. Well into puberty, by this time my little sister could see all of my privates, and what i didnt know of, my boner. As soon as i saw her, i quickly covered up, and she ran out calling mum!!. So my mum came into the bathroom which made matters worse and told me to not worry and that all boyd go through it! it was sooo embarrassing!

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Stuck with no clothes

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I was 14 years old when my big brother embarrassed me in front his girlfriend. He was supoused to take care of me while my parents were away. His friend came over with his girl and they all began to drink beer. He told me to take a bath an go to bed, but I was bieng a pets about it. He told his friend to hold me down and took off all my clothes in front their girlfriends. I was so embarrassed because he spanked me right in front of their girlfriends. They all laughed at me because I couldn’t help getting a boner. He said I must have enjoyed getting stripped. He picked me up and showed this girls how big my dick got and wouldn’t let me go. I was stuck there with no clothes on till the all had a good laugh at me. He finally let go of me and I ran up stairs as fast as I could. I was crying and so embarrassed I din’t even take a bath.

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surprise cumshot!

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So im 16 amd one day i was swimming with my best friend who happens to be a girl, we came inside and started drying off in my room, and we are completely comfortable with eachother but i didnt know this comfy, next thing i know she was naked toweling off and asked if she could borrow a shirt and she was gonna go shower, i gave her one and kept glancing over at her amazing body, she left to shower, and i kept thinking about it, shortly after i got a boner.so i started jerking, and then she walked in as soon as i had to cum, i turned to her in shock and shot all over her.. she was speechless, i apologized and was trying to find clothes then the most random thing happened after, she says.. wow, thats a pretty big cock there 🙂 instant hardon again, she just giggled and endud giving me a handjob.. hah

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i was tenting like a Boy Scout

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Earlier this year in school i got a massive raging boner while wearing gym shorts.
i was tenting like a Boy Scout.
and the teacher told me to get up and close the blinds..
so i figured why not, and got up and walked as slowly as i could to the window
i caught at least 3 chicks starin at it.
one of them nicknamed it Godzilla.

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God gave men a penis and a brain

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rofl, on our way home from our last game we had this discussion of how we all used to get the hard ons in Middle School. lol one kid was so damn funny this is his story:
“We had this hott as.s teacher, lookin like Christina Agulara (sp?)
every day i walked in i just got hard and sometimes she called me up, i couldnt do anything about it. but by the time i went to sit back down it was down.

one day some lady wanted me out in the hall, and i was like “oh shi.t” and i walked out there. she had papers in her hands and i was like “please dont look down!” and she had papers in her hands so i guess she had to look down and i was like “damnit”

hah, it was funny as hell.

lol another one of my friends said that a teacher used to call him up every day in front of the class cause he knew he had a boner, so he would just make him stand up there every single day. thats pretty damn mean, but id admit that i would do it if i had a student that had that problem.

in 8th grade i had it a lot in first period, i had woken up like 20 mins earlier, and got the damn morning wood. and the teacher would always call on me to get something, turn something on, and other things

anyways all boys have it happen sometimes, just random sh.it , lol u know what the joke is

“God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to work one at a time.”

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