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Embarrassing Bus Ride!!!!!!!!!! :/

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Okayy I’m a girl and I’m 13 so on my bus we have assigned seats because all the 7th graders would be such idiots and try to go in the back seats with us and it was really dumb. So this is how the seats are…I have my own seat and then in the seat neat to mine Is my best friend (Kristen) by the window and then the boy who likes me (Jake). So yesterday Kristen was trying to tell me something without Jake hearing obviously and I didn’t know what she was saying so I was like hold on tell me in my ear and it was so stupid of us because she should have just texted me. That was when the embarrassing thing happened. So I leaned over Jake’s lap so my friend could tell me and all she said was “I think Jake likes you. He keeps looking at your boobs!” and I was wearing a vneck shirt. So I just said “We have known that he likes me forever!” and laughed. Then when I was trying to get up I meant to put my hand on Jake’s thigh and push myself up because I was kind of laying on him but I accidentally put my hand on his dick and pushed myself up. I realized what I did when he was like “Ohhh!” and grabbed it. I was just like “OH MY GOD! I’m so sorry!” and I was so embarrassed. So he was just like “Uh it’s okay” but he kept grabbing his balls and moving his hand around so I knew it still because I pushed up pretty hard. I felt so bad! And then to make things worse he started to get a boner!! He knew that I saw too because he said “Um sorry about that…” and I just said “No, it’s okay…..” and Kristen was sitting there cracking up at our embarrassment. I felt so bad. It’s going to be so awkward on Monday. When he left he walked out of the bus grabbing his balls. I felt so bad!

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Suck dick

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Im Shawn.This happens this morning, 18 feb 2012.I hav been sleepin naked last night suz ive been masturbating(Im a 14 year old canadian gay with my best friend whos a gay too,Yohanes) in my bed midnight and had ejaculated sperm.I had washed my penis and went to bed naked.In my sleep, i had this dream that im havin sex with my gay best friend, Yohanes, 13 year old.We were naked alone in a hotel room on the bed and he were suckin my penis in his mouth and boy that feels sooo good even its a dream.I were makin a lot of moaning noises while hes suckin my penis.The penis-suckin feelin were so true and it feels true that i had to wake up, findng myself moaning, naked, my legs spread out with my cousin 14 year old cousin holding my spread out legs on the knee, bend down and suckin my penis naked too!No wonder why im moanin(lucky no ones around or else they’ll hear me moaning cuz my whole family went out on a day trip and had sent my cousin, Justin to accompany me at home)and had that dream and i had that penis-suckin feeling.I pushed him away and covered up myself with a blanket and told him toget out off my room, horrified at what is he doin to me in my sleep.He had not covered himself up, sittin on the floor revealing his large, hardened, hairy, sexy penis which made mine get a boner.He explained that he had arrive on his bike 3 hours earlier in the mornin and had gave my family a safe trip and gave him our house key so hes incharge.He had gone up to my room, finding me sleeping naked and had read my diary.He had learned from the diary that im a gay and ive been havin sex with my best gay friend, Yohanes.He also told me that hes a gay too and never had sex with a boy before so he stripped down and tried suckin my penis till i woke to give me a surprise.He then asked me a favour that is to let him have sex with me cuz hes never have sex with a boy before and has been dying to do so and he’d been admiring me a long time ago.Still horrified about what he’d done to me in my sleep, him learnin out my deepest secret goin on between me and Yohanes, hes a gay and had spent 15 minutes explaining to me without covering himself.But anyway i took off the blanket, push him onto my bed and lie on him naked and hav teenage gay sex wuth him hard cuz ive also been admiring him a long time a go too.We tried many ways too hav sex.We tried me suckin his penis while him suckin mine and us pokin our penis into each others anus and fucked hard.I then lie on him with my penis to his penis and hav sex sex hard till we ejaculated sperm.We cleaned our penis and went over to the bed with me lying on him and kissing for about an hour then called Yohanes, my gay best friend to hav a teenage group gay sex together.We had also exchanged cellphone numbers so we can call each other for a gay sex.Even though i were real embarrased about my cousin finding out im a gay with my best friend, i were glad he did cuz now Yohanes and me made a new gay friend to share sex with.

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library

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theres this girl at my school that has sex with any guy 4 money and i got a date with her on valentines day.i was in the corner of a rlly crowded school library in the last school period on valentines day and i wanted to get hard n ready 4 the date so i got out my phone and turned the volume off and started watching porn. it was getting me rlly rlly hot and i wanted to play with my cock but i didnt becuz i wanted it to get bigger. i tried 2 press the skip chapter button on the video but i accently turned the volume all the way up and the lirbary was filled with sounds of girls moaning n everyone looked at me and i was so surprised i dropped my phone and i had to get up and show everyone my tiny boner to get it. i didn’t get my date that night either 🙁

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Embarrassing disaster!!

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Okay…so I have a neighbor, Danielle and we don’t get along that well. We are both 13 and we go to the same school. I try to be nice to her because her best friend is the girl that I like, Savannah. Danielle knows that I like Savannah and so she let’s me hang out with them sometimes if I was nice to her. I was trying to be nice to her one day but she was just being so rude so I pulled down her pants and threw them in the street so she had to run and get them. I also told her that I told her crush that she likes him which I never really did but I just wanted her to think it. She was so mad and told me that I would pay. I didn’t really care. I thought that she was just going to do something stupid or she just said it. But boy was I wrong. About 3 days after that she came to my house with Savannah. She asked me if I wanted to go swimming with them and I said yes forgetting about the whole I will pay thing. So I got into my bathing suit and walked next door with them into Danielle’s backyard. I jumped into the pool and started to swim around while the girls were inside getting their bathing suits on. They came out and Savannah looked soooooo good in her bikini that showed a lot of cleavage. I started to get really turned and I got a full on boner. I was probably 4-5 inches. I was so embarrassed and my dick was poking up out of my bathing suit. I got up and ran over to my towel. Danielle yelled hey where are you going? So I was like oh my mom told me to come home and she said no and that she would have heard me call her. So she said to stay so I slowly dropped the towel and walked sideways to the pool so they couldn’t see my boner and her pool was really warm so it wasn’t like it would go away in the water. Danielle said that we should have a cannon ball contest. I knew that meant I had to get out so I just decided to stop trying to cover it and look so stupid. Savannah and Danielle were on the bench in the pool and told me to get up on the diving board. So I walked up and they both started to giggle. It looked like I pitched a tent In my pants. It was the biggest boner I have ever gotten. I was soo embarrassed and my face looked like a tomato. Danielle burst out laughing and Savannah was just kind of giggling trying not to laugh because she could tell I was embarrassed. Danielle got out of the pool and walked toward me and said that she was going to push me in. I told her not to but then she whispered in my ear that I better let her push me in or else she would tell Savannah about me liking her. I said okay right away and braced myself for the hard shove that I knew she was going to give me. She got behind me and I felt her touch my back and then took her hands off and the next thing I knew I was standing there with my bathing suit at my ankles and Danielle and Savannah staring at my penis. She pantsed me! I couldn’t believe it and to make it worse they saw my dick standing straight up and moving around because I had an erection. I felt like I was going to cry. But I couldn’t. I didn’t want to cry infront of Savannah and Danielle. I bent down to pick up my bathing suit bottoms and Danielle smacked me with full force in the butt. It hurt so bad and I was so close to running home and crying she yanked my bathing suit off my ankles and pushed me into the pool. Savannah ran out and stood over by Danielle shocked at what she did. I came up from the water and got out with one hand covering my balls. I told Danielle to give me back my bathing suit and she said that first I had to uncover and let them take turns spanking me. At first I said no way but then she gave me the look that means she will tell Savannah about me liking her so I took my hands off my hard dick and turned around waiting for Danielle to spank me. She did. It was even harder that the first time. Then Danielle told Savnnah to do it. I was just about to start to cry but Savannah said no. I was shocked at first. She didn’t want to spank me?? Then she told Danielle that she felt really bad for me and she didn’t want to do it. Danielle said fine and continued to spank me harder every time. Then when she was bored of that she told me to turn around to face them. I knew that they already saw everything but I stil covered up when I turned around. Danielle told me to spread my legs and uncover. I did as I was told but didn’t uncover yet. She ripped my hand off and both of their eyes were glued to my privets floating around in the air. She told me to do 10 jumping jacks so I did and they giggled at my dick bouncing around as I did them. Then she told Savannah to touch my balls and thankfully Savannah said no and that Danielle should stop even though it was . So Danielle started to poke it and move it around and I just couldn’t take it anymore and I shot a load of cum at their feet. I was so embarrassed they jumped back and screamed but thank god it only hit Danielle’s feet and not Savannah’s because I would have been even more mortified if I cummed on Savannah too. I was so embarrassed and I just sat down right in my cum (on accident) and cried. They both felt so bad and Savannah told Danielle to go to my house and get me new clothes. Savannah got a towel and pulled me up on my feet and whipped my butt crack and cleaned up my cum which was really embarrassing but to be honest I was mortified already so it didn’t matter. Danielle got my clothes and took the dirty towel and hosed it down and took it inside to wash. I was still crying my eyes out and as much as I tried to stop I couldn’t. I was just so embarrassed. Savannah helped me put on my clothes because I was so weak and upset and shocked that I could barley stand up on my own. She told me that it was okay and that she thought I was cute that I wasn’t afraid to cry infront of her and she thought that I was cute. I bet she was lying but whatever. I was so mad at Danielle and I didn’t talk or look at her for 2 months and I told her that I never told the boy that she likes that she likes him to make her feel even worse. And it worked. Me and Savannah are friendlier in school but it is still awkward and embarrassing when I see her. But now me and Danielle are friends again because she let me that she fingers herself so that we can be even.

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Embarrassing boner.

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This happened to me like 2 hours ago…I was at my cousins house for a family party and I’m 15. I have a lot of little girl cousins who have crushes on me because you know how little girls are…they like every older boy. The ages are 6, 7, 9 and 5. All the kids were upstairs. I have a girl cousin my age and we were the oldest there, so we were playing with the little kids and making sure everything was okay. All the little girls were hanging on my legs and they were trying to pants me…don’t ask why…I really have no idea why but then Kristen (the 15 year old girl) tried to pull them off. She is really pretty, I’m not gonna lie. So, she was grabbing them off and she accidentally stroked my dick pretty good with the front of her hand. I don’t really know if she noticed but her face turned kind of red. So she might of. She got them all off my legs just in time because I get a huge boner that was sticking up in my pants. The 7 year old came and asked to sit on my lap. Great. So I had to move my hand off it and pick her up. She screamed when she sat down and said oh my gosh Kristen! Come feel Anthony’s (me) lap!!!!! Shit that’s the only word going thought my mind. She looked confused and asked why and the 7 year old said to just come so she came and she hopped off my lap and I covered up the buldge really quick. I think that she knew what happened because she looked like she was trying not to laugh and she told the the 7 year old to leave me alone because I wasn’t feeling good but she insisted that Kristen felt my lap because she is only little and didn’t know why this was happening and the 7 year old took my hand and tried to pull it away. Kristen just told her to stop but she pulled my hand away. Then she told Kristen to sit on my lap and Kristen saved me and said that she was too big which was a lie because she is really skinny. So I played along with it saying I was really weak and stuff. She finally gave up and ran away to go by the other girls. Me and Kristen sat there both red in the face and it was so awkward! Then 2 minutes later all the girls come back and scream get him!! So I was thinking oh great. They are all gonna attack me and they will all feel my boner and Kristen will see it more. But no. They went right for my pants and I was thinking wtf and then they pulled my pants down along with my boxers!!! Kristen stood there shocked staring at my penis that was standing up all stiff. All the girls screamed and laughed and Kristen took me to the bathroom and pushed me in. When I got the courage to walk back out there the 9 year old ran over to me and said “Anthony…Kristen won’t answer a question that I have” so I was like what’s the question? And she said “why was your thingy poking out and why was it hard. My baby brothers dosent do that. Why did it look like that?” I looked right over at Kristen who was holding back a smile and I just said “well. Something got me happy and excited.” and she said so what? So I was like it got like that because I was excited. A d she said what were you excited for. And I said that something that I liked happened and she asked what happened so I said that a movie was on that I liked. I realized that I was pretty much just telling a 9year old what a boner is so I stopped and lied and plus I didn’t want Kristen to know that she gave it to me. It was so embarrassing and then like a half hour ago when the kids went to bed she dared me to post it on an embarrassing miments website sooo Yeahhhhh it was sooooooooooooooo embarrassing I wanted to die and I promised that I would only post it if she didt read it so if you are reading this Kristen then fu…..lol I’m just kidding but really I will be mad

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Revenge

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I was 8, and my older cousin was 17, Well my older cousin pants-ed me and my boxers and said she wouldn’t give them back unless I stopped covering and so I did. She told me to get on my knees with my legs spread. She stroked my thing and I got a boner and she said now that that’s out of the way she kicked me in the nuts and I pulled her pants and underwear down and grabbed my clothes ripped her shirt and bra off ran in the house and locked the doors. I came out in clothes and said stop covering or I will lock you outside for the rest of the day, and I took a picture of her without her covering and told her to jump up and down so she did and I video tapped it. Then I ran in the house and locked her outside and posted it on FB. So then I went outside and said one more thing, she put her hands at her her side (I didn’t know come on I was 8) and I kicked her between the legs and she laughed and said that’s won’t work. I then remembered a girl at my school started crying when she fell on her boobs. So I punched her int the boobs as hard as I could and said that’s what you get, then I pulled down my pants whipped out my thing shoved it in and out of her mouth and pissed on her. Then I flipped her over slapped her but put my thing in her but, and went inside locked the doors and washed my thing. I’m 12 now and she was asleep the other day so I tied her up and took her clothes off and put her in the front yard leaning against the house.

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Party from hell….

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When i was 17, my parents went on a trip… well i was horny because i just lost my virginity that year, so.. i thought i could get away with a small pool party with some friends and me and my gf could at the end.. end up screwing… well it was the day, i went on fb and i found out the my gf posted about my party and over 200 people came.. i knew my parents would find out so i had to make a excuse to get people to leave. My first though was say there was a fire.. but everyone would know i was joking when no smoke was coming front the house… so i decided to just tell people that there was too many people there and just say “get out” so i went to tell the people by the pool to leave first. When i got there i said “guys, theres too many people here and you have to leave..” then one of the boys sitting on the deck pushed me into the pool, i said k, that was funny but srsly, u guys gotta go, so i got out and apointed people towards the door and one of the girls screamed “strip him!” i yelled back “NO, get out or im calling the cops” but a few of the seniors at the party accually listened to the girls, at first one of the guys pulled my shorts down to my ankles, and my shirt completely off, then my undershirt, then my shoes and socks. i was down to my boxers and they let me up… people begain to leave, some of the boys were just laughing it off by the pool, i was scrambling to get my clothes back, when somone pushed me into the pool again… all my clothes got soaked. they thru my clothes over the fence… but then i noticed i was wearing pure white boxers, completely see thru, it took litterly 10 seconds before i got a huge boner…. all the girls begain to laugh, i was SOO embarassed, i ran to the house and i ran into the “head” of the jocks at my school, he pulled me back out to the pool and they pulled my boxers down to my ankles and they told one of the girls that they like “control” to suck me until i began to ejauclate, i began within 20seconds. i ejcaulated for like 3mins before i stopped. i found out that the picture was all over my school.. i moved schools the next week, my parents now think im a freak because i let abunch of people tap me having sex, honestly it was rape.

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Embarrasing gay

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This happens when i was 14.I had my best friend Yohanes who was a year younger than me over at my house after school so we’ll be able to play games together.Yohanes was a really sweet person to girls and almost every girls in our school think hes really hot.When he got into my room, we locked the doors and went online.While my computer was booting up, Yohanes stripped down to his boxer and told me that he was really hot and sweaty and he would really use some air and he told me to do the same as it was relaxing.so i’ve also stripped down to my boxer briefs.We then sat next to each others boxer-stripped in front of our my computer and went online for an hour on twitter.Then we went on to porn websites watchin sex videos.while we were watchin it, Yohanes suddenly touches the top of my boxer andbegan rubbin it.even though it was beneath my boxers, i felt that it was meant for my penis.i’m nt gay but that feelin has suddenly turned good and it made my penis erect into a boner.At first, i was irritated and told him tostop but he insisted on and tells me that its fine and he just wanna feels hows its like havin sex with a boy.after rubbin for about 2 minutes on my boner.he shoved his hand into my boxer and wrapall of his fingers round my erected dick and began shakin it up and dowwn and boy that feels sooo good.he then got off his chair and pulled down his boxers, revealing his erected penis and pulled off mine too.He then pushed me onto the bed and lie above me with his dick touchin mine and shake it hard.we did this over and over again with me shakin above him and he above me.We also tried suckin each others dick and have sex so hard till our sperm spilled out.Since then, we’ve always have sex together whenever we had the chance.

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party

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im a 18 year old guy with a really small cock (3 inches erect) n a really hot twin sister named bella. bellas gotta asshole boyfriend trent whos really tall n goodlooking n likes to pick on guys like me cuz im tall n skinny n a bit of a nerd. 1 time my rents were outta town n bella had a party inviting all her bitchy friends n trent n all of his dickhead friends. ppl were getting drunk n trashing the house n i hid up in my room cuz noone at the party liked me. i got really horny so put a porno on my computer n i got naked n layed down on my bed. i was bout to cum when trent came in with some chick bella was friends with. he was lookin for a room to cheat on bella with. trent was hard n had his big dick sticking out of his pants. as soon as i looked at him i came really hard n he n the girl wouldnt stop laughing. i dont no y i didnt cover my tiny cock. the girl was taking pictures n trent kept caling me gay n fag n baby cock all that. the girl takin pics n the porn was gettin me hard n trent said “awww jackies lil peepee is all hard again” n he called his friends up n everyone was in my room laughin at me untilll bella came in n made everyone leave. 

the next day facebook n the school site was covered in pics of me orgasming n me with cum all over me n me with a boner blushing like mad it was so embarresing

Naked infront of cheerleaders and my teacher!

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One time my parents went out for the day and they wouldn’t be back until the next day in the afternoon. It was about 11:00 am and they had just left. My sisters are twins they are 16 and their names are Nicole and Christina. I’m 14 and my name is Ryan…not that it really matters but yeah…soooooo my parents left them “in charge”. So they wanted to have some boys over that they liked. Justin and Will. So when they were over I was really bored and I walked downstairs and said, “hey Nicole, Christina. You guys having fun with your crushie wushies??” They all stood there in awkward scilence for a second and then they dragged me outside and into the car and drove me to the girls cheer leading pratice with Justin and Will there also. So they got me out and they pantsed me right away. I thought that was embarrassing. Well then they decided to call over the girls while their coach was inside talking to a teacher. Then my sisters said to the 15 or so girls there, “so you guys probably all know Ryan, right?” and they were like yeah why? So my sisters screamed, “PAYBACK!” and ripped off my boxers. I wasn’t that embarrassed about my size, because I’m like 5 and a half and that’s not too bad for 15. But they were all laughing at me. So my Christina says, “it’s cute right?!?” and they were like “yeah hahaha!” so then my sisters ran back to the car leaving me there surrounded by all the girls. One of them was like, “can I touch it?” so I was like, “what the hell? No!” but of. Course my sisters came back and said, “yeah! Touch all you want girls!” so they all started pulling on my dick while I was trying the best to cover up but my sisters held my hands back. So then one girl sat on top of me and started to give me a hand job. She got me really hard and they were making fun of my boner and kept touching me. They made me cum all over my dick and my legs. The. My English teacher Was just about to walk into the building to go to them meeting when she saw me. She is like 27 and she is pretty and really nice and she has a great body. She walked over and yelled at the girls to go back to pratice. My sisters ran back to the car and she bent down to me while I was crying on the floor trying to cover up and hide the cum. She said in a very motherly and sympathetic tone, “come on sweetie, lets get you cleaned up.” so she grabbed my wrist and took me into the nurses office while I was trying to cover up. There was no one in there so she opened the door and got a towel and told me to sit down. So I sat on the bed and she walked over to me and started to clean my legs. She said, “How did this happen, Ryan.” and through sobbs I said, “My sisters took my clothes and let the cheerleaders touch my dick and they made me hard and I cummed on myself and i started crying because I was so embarrassed a d then they all laughed at me and then you came.” she started to rub the towel on my penis and she cleaned all the cum off me. She went to the closet and got me extra boxers that they have for emergencies and I put them on and she told me to call my mom and tell her to pick me up but I told her that they weren’t home so she had to drive me home because I live like a mile and a half away so she wasn’t going to make me walk in my underwear and she got to my house and I thanked her and she said that she can go talk to my sisters but I said that’s okay and she left. Every day is sooo awkward and it is really weird when I talk to her or when she looks at me because every time she does I am always embarrassed and thinking that this lady saw me naked….